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  1. High-def camera jokes are high-larious. about 9 hours ago from web
  2. What is it gonna take to make this dinosaur restaurant a reality? about 10 hours ago from web
  3. What in the reverse Porky's is going on here? about 10 hours ago from web
  4. If I could ever construct a physical representation of adulthood, it would probably look a lot like this credit card I'm currently holding. about 14 hours ago from web
  5. Ed Grimley taught me that all adventures should be misadventures. about 20 hours ago from web
  6. This is why Web M.D. works: I don't smoke but all my possible conditions are associated with smoking...except for poisoning. 12:24 AM Dec 3rd from web
  7. Clearly, "I'm On A Boat" has already won the Grammy for most literal title. 9:18 PM Dec 2nd from web
  8. Do you think this video store will still hire me if I list my favorite movies as "anything starring Hilary Duff?" 8:21 PM Dec 2nd from web
  9. Now that you mention it, I'm sure I saw some Cheerios all summer at Cedar Point. 6:54 PM Dec 2nd from web
  10. Remember when Journeyman was a show? 5:52 PM Dec 2nd from web
  11. Barry Manilow and Rod Stewart haven't meshed into one single entity yet? 5:29 PM Dec 2nd from txt
  12. Why couldn't this have been a three-way hosting job featuring Jane Krakowski, Zachary Levi, and Brian Williams' childhood stories? 5:21 PM Dec 2nd from txt
  13. @michaelwryan Or when most of the student body of Saved By The Bell transferred from Indiana to California in unison with the principal. 9:21 PM Dec 1st from web in reply to michaelwryan
  14. Sorry, Victoria's Secrets Fashion Show, I left my acid in my other brassiere. 7:03 PM Dec 1st from web
  15. The biggest reason I've sought not to watch Modern Family: "it's a more accessible Arrested Development." I chose inaccessible, thanks. 5:49 AM Dec 1st from web
  16. Alec Baldwin is quitting acting? Does this mean 30 Rock will do a few seasons to parallel the Jean Doumanian/Dick Ebersol era? 10:23 PM Nov 30th from web
  17. The more I describe things as gems, the more I diminish the real value of jewels. But I just can't help myself. 10:18 PM Nov 30th from web
  18. There's a mysterious Saddam Hussein channel that no one can figure out? Clearly J.J. Abrams is behind it. 11:57 PM Nov 29th from web
  19. I throw parties, not tantrums. 7:44 PM Nov 29th from web
  20. Punchline over accuracy. Every time. 7:20 PM Nov 29th from web
  • Name Mandy
  • Location Ohio
  • Bio I'm critically acknowledged. My name is not a money-back guarantee. I have never been to dinosaur times.
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