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  2. Audio: Joanna Newsom’s “Peach Plum Pear” live in at the Sydney Opera House. http://tumblr.com/xxo6z7yio 4:44 AM Mar 2nd, 2010 via Tumblr
  3. Ditch the mundane formulation "while" for the unintentionally (smart-dumb) douchey "whilst." 10:48 AM Nov 11th, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Fear and love are basically the same thing. 4:34 PM Nov 4th, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone
  5. You should root for the Yankees. 5:20 AM Nov 2nd, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone
  6. You should definitely imitate the sound of the closing train doors at each stop. I think it really shows how... http://tumblr.com/xxo3rqh6g 7:07 AM Oct 30th, 2009 via Tumblr
  7. Pick up chicks at Narcotics Anonymous meetings. Condoms what? 8:03 AM Oct 22nd, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Try to convince people to spend hours writing essays for your new website. Don't offer to compnsate them. 6:31 AM Oct 21st, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone
  9. You should forget your iPhone before the morning strategy meeting, pay attention. 5:39 AM Oct 14th, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone
  10. You should keep working on your Walken impression. You've basically got it and I love hearing it. http://tumblr.com/xxo3i7hqi 6:59 AM Oct 13th, 2009 via Tumblr
  11. Your breakfast should consist of things that can easily stain one of your favorite shirts. http://tumblr.com/xxo3i70qi 6:20 AM Oct 13th, 2009 via Tumblr
  12. Don't upgrade to Tweetie 2. It kind of sucks. 6:08 AM Oct 13th, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Drink Franzia. Run red lights. 4:56 PM Oct 9th, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone
  14. You should tweet on your iPhone while you're peeing. It's cool. 1:47 PM Oct 5th, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone
  15. In your fantasy football league you should start this Steve Smith, not that one. http://tumblr.com/xxo3dnszg 10:52 AM Oct 4th, 2009 via Tumblr
  16. Oil fire? Have you seen There Will Be Blood? Just kill a priest. 10:33 AM Oct 3rd, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone
  17. Work late tonight. Pregame at your desk. 6:52 AM Oct 2nd, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone
  18. You probably shouldn't listen to Kid A. It's overrated. http://tumblr.com/xxo3ckzq2 5:11 AM Oct 2nd, 2009 via Tumblr
  19. If you're a vociferously pro-homosexual performer like Lady Gaga, then you should totally try to hook up a... http://tumblr.com/xxo3ccfz6 5:09 PM Oct 1st, 2009 via Tumblr
  20. Take the gun. Leave the cannoli. http://tumblr.com/xxo3c9qgi 1:56 PM Oct 1st, 2009 via Tumblr
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