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awesome_abs

  1. that's all the rain we were gettin today? why did my weather forecast say it was thunder storming all day!
  2. my brain is filled up with so much information. i just don't know how to use it.
  3. @KateHoww thanks my love ;)
  4. I'm going to treat my self to something I just don't know what it is yet.
  5. @ 7pm tonight. I'll be a free woman.
  6. if its ur first date & she got a knock off fake me out Louie bag made in Australia. #SheAlreadyLiedToYou
  7. if you fall in love with a girl with 8764368548 pounds of make up on her face. #SheAlreadyLiedToYou
  8. RT @missrochelle: Damn. Where did the weekend go?
  9. next time we're out havin dinner. phones will be placed faced down on the dinner table. the first one to pick it up will sponsor the bill.
  10. phone parties. always a phone party.
  11. why do most wake up first thing in the morning to check twitter, to see what everybody else is doing with their lives? #baffling
  12. it's 2012. they have made eatin healthy more accessible than ever. even McDonalds have better menu options. start workin on ur sexy! mmhm!
  13. I need to be on a deck. in San Fran. in a hammock. with a book. & a corona. with lime. on a Thursday night. cool breeze & high of 80.
  14. skinny is suppose to be cute. it is. but not the skinny that makes u look like a premie neutered 12yrold. bitch real women have curves.
  15. sonova vain bitch. hahaha #rant
  16. @jasondarrel ahaha it gets intense and she get sluttier every episode.
  17. wording is everything. if I say ur kid is pretty/cute don't say "thank you" bitch I said ur kid is, not you. what you saying thanks for? lol
  18. @DORATHEDESTROYA so but it takes two haha