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aweitsman

  1. Ed Asner told me to cut it out! Day = MADE.
  2. @TaraBargioni ...no?
  3. @TaraBargioni A little research to help with some of your plans :) isthispoisono.us
  4. Couldn't find a place to get dinner, when BAM! Random Jamaican street festival! Hooray!
  5. @sameve Agreed. Comicon brings out some weirdos.
  6. If you're gonna wear a spandex unitard, fellas, PLEASE have something to cover up your downstairs too.
  7. YOLO? Only half as good as James Bond, buddy.
  8. @TaraBargioni It's not too late! Do it! Dooooo it
  9. @amandaraev Wait for the movie. The trailer came out today.
  10. The more you talk about doing something, the less you're actually doing it.
  11. @Briznomnom Are you in town? Are you going to the con this weekend?
  12. @TOPolk Everyone's allowed to like sushi! Well, except for cowboys and werewolves. Werewolves are THE WORST, man.
  13. I need more friends who like sushi. TV tells me that everyone likes sushi. BE MORE LIKE TV, FRIENDS.
  14. Three days of video are added to YouTube every minute, but only three minutes of USEFUL video are added to YouTube every day.
  15. No better way to tempt fate than wearing a white shirt to a barbecue joint.
  16. Thinking about some new writing projects...if I was selling a 200-ish page ebook for $1, would you buy it?
  17. Easiest way to feel successful: meet your parents for brunch and pay for the meal. BOOM. Grown-up status like whoa.
  18. Welp, looks like I'm not moving after all. Time to get all my crap out of storage. That was a dumb experience.
  19. Fortune favors the bold. And sometimes, the stupid
  20. Three new "Community" episodes on tonight. There goes productivity. #popPop #streetsAhead #sixSeasonsAndAMovie