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  1. Raffle tickets! Cheaper than the food and a whole lot tastier! http://bit.ly/4F4AZm from Facebook
  2. will sell more raffle tickets than anyone else, combined. Mwahahaha. http://bit.ly/5y7Iy from Facebook
  3. I'm a little tired of pop atheism's prominent screedmongers. Why replace belief in something with.. http://bit.ly/Az2Zs from Facebook
  4. Anyone in Fresno able to hitch me a ride to my broken-down car? http://bit.ly/22t7t6 from Facebook
  5. needs a ride Thursday morning. http://bit.ly/4w4drV from Facebook
  6. It's Tuesday. I just realized we're on Daylight Savings Time. http://bit.ly/2N0y5x from Facebook
  7. Please shove your JFK nostalgia where the sun doesn't shine. http://bit.ly/xuHO0 from Facebook
  8. Worst thing about Batman Begins? Ra's al Ghul without the Lazarus Pit. http://bit.ly/q8T13 from Facebook
  9. isn't wearing hockey pads. http://bit.ly/3zBOaH from Facebook
  10. Challenge: Name no more than three villains from Batman's Rogue's Gallery which fulfill the follo.. http://bit.ly/1tSwIO from Facebook
  11. "No splashing, no diving, no torture." http://bit.ly/zLinZ from Facebook
  12. The only sad thing about USC losing to Oregon by a 27-point margin at home is that Oregon's score.. http://bit.ly/2PlgQs from Facebook
  13. Shelves now include: Stephen King, Philosophy and Religion, Duplicates for Lending, American Hist.. http://bit.ly/CC6U0 from Facebook
  14. Mark Millar is Warren Ellis without fun and Frank Miller without style. http://bit.ly/2Yr4H1 from Facebook
  15. "In the end, it wasn't guns or bombs that defeated the aliens, but that humblest of God's creatur.. http://bit.ly/KIEMk from Facebook
  16. Is poop always funny? Yes. Yes it is. http://bit.ly/4jxzy0 from Facebook
  17. "You're under arrest for child cruelty, child endangerment, depriving children of food, selling c.. http://bit.ly/23zShe from Facebook
  18. Am I the only person whose high school experience was more Buffy the Vampire Slayer, less Glee an.. http://bit.ly/eN3iP from Facebook
  19. "You're beautiful. Incidentally, my favorite artist is Picasso." http://bit.ly/1MJnrI from Facebook
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