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  1. @maddiemarie Are you masturbating? Is that what you just told the whole Internet?less than a minute ago from TweetDeck in reply to maddiemarie
  2. @metalia This is also true if you kill wolves.about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to metalia
  3. @snackiepoo Hey, as soon as I get the money for those hormone treatments, that vagina's going in!about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to snackiepoo
  4. I have posted: The methodology of consolation http://bit.ly/4rFBkQabout 12 hours ago from twitterfeed
  5. New blog post: The methodology of consolation http://bit.ly/2LyXUwabout 12 hours ago from Twitter Tools
  6. @mayopie His wife and mine are best friends. We spent quite a bit of time together at parties. It's so tragic.about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to mayopie
  7. Please please go show some support and love for @Catrabbit13. We love you, Cathy.7:42 AM Nov 9th from TweetDeck
  8. Nobody wins and everyone laughs at you.6:16 AM Nov 9th from TweetDeck
  9. Trying to surreptitiously change your clothes in a car in a hospital parking lot with security driving around is like voting Libertarian.6:16 AM Nov 9th from TweetDeck
  10. The best blog you're not reading: http://grrlathr.com4:32 AM Nov 9th from Brizzly
  11. @karensugarpants Oh, but I've been there now!4:08 AM Nov 9th from Brizzly in reply to karensugarpants
  12. I have posted: Invaded! Studio Photos of Avitaween 2009 Guests! http://bit.ly/3JfQtt10:04 PM Nov 8th from twitterfeed
  13. Halloween Blog Update: : Invaded! Studio Photos http://bit.ly/12VBqb9:54 PM Nov 8th from Twitter Tools
  14. I'm half tempted to make my dog go step in my shit just to see what it fucking feels like.1:09 PM Nov 8th from Brizzly
  15. @missbritt If anyone can convince someone to provide them with birthday accommodations for free, it's you.11:45 AM Nov 8th from Brizzly in reply to missbritt
  16. @clownzilla It was just a small one. The rest of it didn't have any hairs in it. I think - I didn't fucking eat any.11:22 AM Nov 8th from Brizzly in reply to clownzilla
  17. @AlliWorthington I'm obviously a generous philanthropist!9:54 AM Nov 8th from TweetDeck in reply to AlliWorthington
  18. @MarinkaNYC Exactly. The "high on Sudafed" defense is highly effective.9:51 AM Nov 8th from TweetDeck in reply to MarinkaNYC
  19. @mrlady Awesome! Fingers are crossed.9:50 AM Nov 8th from TweetDeck in reply to mrlady
  20. @alimartell Sudafed is like a Twinkie. It never goes bad.9:46 AM Nov 8th from TweetDeck in reply to alimartell