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First there was tofurky: tofu that's like turkey. Now there's teccino: tea that tastes like coffee. Is nothing sacred to food engineers?42 minutes agofrom Twitterrific
I got a case of mexican coke last time I was at costco.Like the dos equis guy:i don't have it often when i do, I like the good mexican shit.10:58 AM Jul 14thfrom web
I have a mulberry tree in my backyard with lots of mulberries...anybody have an idea what to do with those?10:52 AM Jul 14thfrom Twitterrific
Glad I got my car washed yesterday so that the dude weed whacking the dust next to it can get it dirty again6:37 AM Jul 14thfrom txt
Surely there's a politician that will explain to me how high a stack of trillion one dollar bills would rise...4:05 PM Jul 13thfrom Twitterrific
@shanev there's a guy in my office that wears those. i personally find them kinda dorky looking...i'd rather stick to flip flops9:21 AM Jul 13thfrom Twitterrific
I have lots of moles in my garden. Pretty soon, they're gonna be receiving the bill murray/cadyshack treatment8:19 AM Jul 12thfrom Twitterrific
It's sunny. 74. Time to put some air in the road bike and head out into the country...8:16 AM Jul 11thfrom Twitterrific
@raykrueger pretty funny. Wired had a similar prank where you freeze the mento in an ice cube and serve w/coke. Once the cube melts...11:43 AM Jul 10thfrom Twitterrific
