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@kristofcreative, what a thoughtful thing to say! I thank you, kind sir, and admire your excellent taste. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to kristofcreative
He tried to wake me this morning. Between dreams, I told him: "The pillow is wrong," "Lord Baelish is here," and "yes." about 7 hours ago via Twitter for Android
@BDavenporte, a gift? I require a worthy adversary. Please read up and quit gloating or I'll start sending you carcasses again. about 7 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to BDavenporte
@LdnFemFilmFest, thank you for taking the time to write. I really appreciate it. about 7 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to LdnFemFilmFest
Ordering a salad at Mel's Drive-In is about as brilliant as ordering bacon at the neighborhood vegan place. 5:12 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
@cultureindustry, you could call it "My @#$%ing Brownies" and everything! cc: @Mortified 12:36 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android in reply to cultureindustry
@jgold85, the females prance in greeting when they recognize one another. Occasionally, movements are accompanied by a loud "eeeeeeeeeh!" 11:53 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android in reply to jgold85
jgold85 "Why don't you believe?" he asked. "I've got a fairly strong reality bias." I replied. @avflox smirked in the corner. 11:20 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android Retweeted by avflox and 4 others
Like listening to someone talk about their karmic journey through lives that represent the different chakras in front of a scientist. Yeah. 11:05 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
@AfterDarkLA, vicious lies. You'll be hearing from my attorney. cc: @valeriesee 10:36 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android in reply to AfterDarkLA
@valeriesee, they forced me into a veggie Burger by denying substitutions. This place is fired. 10:18 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android in reply to valeriesee
@cultureindustry, it was a pleasure meeting you at @mortified. You're brilliant. 9:48 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android in reply to cultureindustry
@AfterDarkLA, I'm invoicing you for the Botox, you villain. 8:46 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android in reply to AfterDarkLA
@hollywoodspinny, it's so wonderful to finally meet you, darling! You're so brilliant. 8:43 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android in reply to hollywoodspinny
I was told this event would be the height of masochism. People are laughing! It's wrong. So wrong. I'll get you for this, @AfterDarkLA. 8:40 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
"Is this the kind of thing the normal people go to?" he asked. "Are we among normal people?" 7:50 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android from Los Angeles, CA
@RobertFischer, I'm not cynical -- I'm a strategist who likes to reverse-engineer worst-case scenarios! 6:43 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android in reply to RobertFischer
@jgold85, lies! Terrible, shameful lies! 5:39 PM May 23rd via web in reply to jgold85
@somerled, clearly you've never tried to take Wilshire from Santa Monica to Beverly Hills during business hours. 5:06 PM May 23rd via web in reply to somerled
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Name A.V. Flox
Location Los Angeles, CA
Web http://www.avflox...
Bio Section editor at BlogHer. Cultural commentatrix. Science, sex and thank-you notes. Have written for LA Weekly, LA Times, and Village Voice.