avflox
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I have this need to be at Chez @, hiding under Snuggies with the @, @ and @, and eating bacon.
about 1 hour ago
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"I've written about sex since 7th grade; I must admit the greatest and only real challenge is word choice." -- @
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to ryokimball
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Give me your sex and give it to me right:
about 4 hours ago
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@, pleasure is a mutually-beneficial sort of luck.
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to kip_peachtree
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@, oh, darling You have no idea how dirty I can talk. That aspect, however, is usually reserved for the men I adore.
about 8 hours ago
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in reply to kip_peachtree
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"You only fuck cowboys," he accused. Today's confession on @ (SFW):
about 8 hours ago
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At the risk of being labeled a dendrophiliac, I find this immesuarably erotic:
about 8 hours ago
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ME: of all people I'd expect you to allow me to self-flagellate properly, Mom. SHE: [giggling] I'm sorry, darling, I think it's fabulous!
about 8 hours ago
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You guys know the song game?One person says a lyric, then another takes a word from it and follows with a different song lyric? Like that.
about 9 hours ago
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Late night, I'm exhausted, I'm so alive. It occurs to me, suddenly, that I could play the song game on Blip.fm.
about 9 hours ago
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I don't expect to be forgiven. I don't expect these scars to disappear. I came to life as you predicted. You were right: I'm your souvenir.
about 9 hours ago
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All lit up.
about 12 hours ago
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Oh, Los Angeles, I missed you to death! Your starfish loves you! First order of business: a coffee in BH. PS? Vegas is FAR colder than L.A.
about 12 hours ago
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At LAX, got pushed in a wheel chair 'cause my feet hurt, but the guy pushing loved my shoes, so hey.
about 14 hours ago
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Ew! There's a fidgety fetus next to me blasting techno out of his non-noise-cancelling headphones and jumping around.
about 16 hours ago
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While boarding, I have a startling revelation: I'd much rather have snakes on my plane than babies.
about 16 hours ago
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I can't wait to get back to L.A. and all my ridiculously beautiful and well-dressed friends.
about 16 hours ago
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If I had time I'd make a fashion police site called Shit People Fly In. Comfort in this country means As Ugly As The Economy Allows.
about 16 hours ago
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@, isn't the grievous likelihood part of the fun of playing with fire?
about 16 hours ago
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in reply to burkean
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SHE: am I horrible? ME: please. Guilt's so déclassé. SHE: spoken like a true Catholic. ME: da mihi castitatem et continentiam sed noli modo.
about 18 hours ago
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- Name AV Flox
- Location Los Angeles, CA
- Web http://omgomgomfg...
- Bio Velocitus delectiblus. Omnivorous. Carbon-based. Maintain at room temperature, preferably naked or wrapped in couture.
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