avflox
- At the grocery. SHE: do we want something from the frozen aisle? ME: our hearts back? ALL: [weak laughter, then silence.]about 1 hour ago from Tweetie
- SHE: he asked me to send him a pic bent over. ME: boring. SHE: I'm tired of this stupid game of teasing! Just DO me! Really!about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
- I was e-stalking someone on @ and I almost typed his name into the STATUS MSSG field instead of the search bar. Stealth FAIL much?about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
- Saw the Bad Romance video by @, now we can't stop saying "'cause I'm a bitch freak baby." It's all 'cause I'm a bitch freak, baby.about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to ladygaga
- @, of course, darling! You ARE a bloggie treat!about 3 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to foodphilosophy
- Is food the new sex? about 6 hours ago from HootSuite
- ME: I can haz teh wontons? SHE: here. ME: I love that you understand my language. SHE: I have a three-year-old.about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
- @, and when in polite company, I become a cultural commentatrix. Verbal CV tailoring. Mother taught me well.about 10 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to cthon1c
- @, if cities had a malaise as they do a motto, exhaustion would be that of Los Angeles.about 10 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to AlanaJoy
- And because I do everything on my own time, here's my : @. Your daily dose of shameless naughty. Other than me, duh.about 10 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to SexCigarsBooze
- The vices die last and come back first, they say. Good sign? RT @: Vegas Strip making huge comeback: about 10 hours ago from Tweetie
- Airports are a good place for the relationship columnist. Happy couples together at last, irate couples weary of so much togetherness... ah!about 10 hours ago from Tweetie
- Safe landing, happy to report I'm not accidentally in Sao Paolo. Not that I don't love Brazil, just prefer to be there on purpose.about 11 hours ago from Tweetie
- The foodies are speaking out against the notion of food as the new sex--what do you think? about 13 hours ago from Tweetie
- @, I really like that I haven't really done snow and can share that with someone. It's almost like a second virginity!about 14 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to heathermeeker
- Well, that explains everything, doesn't it? I've only been in snow twice, at 5 and 26. Neither time was I allowed to run through it.about 15 hours ago from Tweetie
- I open my book and a note--by me, who knows how old?--falls out: "Before you love, learn to run through the snow leaving no footprint."about 15 hours ago from Tweetie
- @, immensely. Sometimes I wonder if I complicate myself on purpose.about 15 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to onedr
- SHE: darling! Are you missing your flight? ME: what? Are you on Twitter? SHE: remember that time you almost ended up in Sao Paolo?about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
- My ex-husband used to say I needed him because he walked on earth while my brain ran around concepts. We made a good team/volatile compound.about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
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- Name AV Flox
- Location Los Angeles, CA
- Web http://omgomgomfg...
- Bio Velocitus delectiblus. Omnivorous. Carbon-based. Maintain at room temperature, preferably naked or wrapped in couture.
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