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RT @: Incite/Insight - Sonny Chiba incited a murderous rage in a bear but his insight of karate allowed him to defeat his
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about 10 hours ago
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If there were more modern-day sitcoms like Are You Being Served?, I might actually watch network TV.
4:10 AM Nov 22nd
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Oh, @. If only you were an immortal vampire, so you could snark on terrible movies into perpetuity.
12:02 AM Nov 19th
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Also, if I see another passive phrase, I will punch a puppy.
4:28 PM Nov 18th
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Goddamnit, if you are in college and cannot make a sentence with a subject and verb, you should not be writing for us.
4:26 PM Nov 18th
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RT @ Matt_Alt It's 9am EST, and you know what that means!? VINTAGE TOY BOX ART ROUND UP! // <3
10:05 AM Nov 18th
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@ If my cat ever calls in an airstrike, I know who to blame.
4:39 AM Nov 18th
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I'm not one to nitpick (fake) pols' appearances, but when did Palin's head become surrounded by a mushroom cloud? @, help!
4:20 AM Nov 18th
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@ Rear pats, i.e. spanking?
5:09 PM Nov 17th
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@ But it sounds like some unappetizing but inexplicably alluring soup-like dish, which amuses me!
4:33 PM Nov 17th
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Okay, was there anyone *not* "selected" for the RT button beta?
4:31 PM Nov 17th
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RT @: Use "faith-based," as "nuts" or "probably dangerous" may be seen as disrespectful.
3:05 PM Nov 17th
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@ Are you in the Ferg one? It's about as classy as a convenience store.
8:48 AM Nov 17th
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RT @ american chinese food : chinese chinese food :: dave matthews : wilco // QFT
8:30 AM Nov 17th
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I'm thankful for @ b/c it gives me something to whack when I get another piece of mangled student writing.
8:28 AM Nov 17th
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My review of Vol. 1 -5 of "20th Century Boys" -
5:20 AM Nov 16th
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@ The post-coitus glow must be blinding.
3:05 AM Nov 16th
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This attitude of encouraging learned tech helplessness is exactly why I do not and never will trust Apple.
4:50 AM Nov 15th
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@ I wasn't, and I own three of Kodansha's English Sazae-san books, which lack translator's notes. And they say Twitter isn't useful!
3:52 AM Nov 15th
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Gaymarry me, Gail Collins? I clean up after myself and I make a mean curry!
3:47 AM Nov 15th
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