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  1. Nothing's funnier than seeing an average looking girl actin' all high post and stuck up. Shawty, I am married to a 10. I don't want you. 10:52 AM Nov 5th from TwitterBerry
  2. So long, Milwaukee, and good riddance. I have never seen white folks with so many tattoos and so few teeth in my life. Goin' home now. 10:49 AM Nov 5th from TwitterBerry
  3. @mesha3 Man, I ain't even drivin'. 5:49 PM Nov 4th from web in reply to mesha3
  4. @theuppitynegro http://www.bluemoonbrewingc... 5:48 PM Nov 4th from web in reply to theuppitynegro
  5. Someone please, please, please tell Deshawn Stevenson to NEVER SHOOT AGAIN!!! Just play D and PASS, please. Stay in your lane. 5:48 PM Nov 4th from web
  6. @mesha3 ha ha. You crazy. 5:19 PM Nov 4th from Twitterrific in reply to mesha3
  7. @theuppitynegro yeah, it's a beer. You drink with slice of orange. 5:19 PM Nov 4th from Twitterrific in reply to theuppitynegro
  8. @adinasi Yeah, I am always late, and a lightweight too. But Blue Moon is alright by me. Gotta buy some for the crib. 5:01 PM Nov 4th from TwitterBerry
  9. @BrothaTech WASTEEEEEDDDDD!!!! 4:56 PM Nov 4th from TwitterBerry
  10. @wandarful I'm waaaay out in Peawaukee too. That isn't helping. I saw more blacks in Salt Lake City. Go figure. 4:50 PM Nov 4th from TwitterBerry
  11. Just realized, I've been in Wisconsin over 24 hours and have yet to see another Negro. What's up with that?!? 4:40 PM Nov 4th from TwitterBerry
  12. @edthesportsfan man, I am gettin' effed up off these things. After the day I had, I need it. 4:35 PM Nov 4th from TwitterBerry
  13. Cheers to Sgt Crowley for turning me on to Blue Moons. 4:29 PM Nov 4th from TwitterBerry
  14. Long hard day at work. Customer is a beast. I am at dinner with co-workers drinkin' Blue Moons and getting effed up! 4:28 PM Nov 4th from TwitterBerry
  15. New On My Blog... AB.com Guest Post - Bigger Ain't Always Better. http://bit.ly/4dvHx 9:30 PM Nov 3rd from twitterfeed
  16. @publicjerkers Could you please not retweet anything I say?!? I that was definitely a bad choice of words on my behalf. 7:32 PM Nov 3rd from web in reply to publicjerkers
  17. Down goes Corzine. 7:14 PM Nov 3rd from web
  18. @LaurenChanel Dang, I didn't realize who they were playing. Don't worry, Kobe will kick in and get you the win. 7:12 PM Nov 3rd from web in reply to LaurenChanel
  19. @LaurenChanel The Thunder are actually pretty good, homegirl. Don't sleep on Durant and Co. 7:07 PM Nov 3rd from web in reply to LaurenChanel
  20. Seriously, Fox News anchors are practically jerking off as they announce GOP winners. I see why the Obama WH called these chumps out. 7:06 PM Nov 3rd from web