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  1. : "They say love conquers all; can't start it like a car, can't stop it with a gun."
  2. : So bored by commute I did math in my head. A million bucks buys a lot of Happy Meals. Maybe even enough for my kid's childhood.
  3. A peace offering of doughnuts has me feeling moderately guilty about my a.m. snit. Though I'd still prefer a good dog to pastry.
  4. : Newsies and copydesk types -- how does your outfit copy edit interactive graphics? Onscreen? In the code? Printouts? Drop me a note!
  5. : Heading into another productive afternoon commute.
  6. Talking myself out of preparing a nice anti-freeze/chocolate cocktail for the f'n neighbor's f'n trash-eatin' cur. Mabe for the neighbor?
  7. Reason 3259857 that I'm a bad wife. I'd rather wave from the door and avoid the flu than get a goodbye kiss.
  8. : Work right now is like skiing: Raise your focus from your own feet to where you want to end up, and try to get there without a yard sale.
  9. : Curious how things are going at the Grand Canyon and wondering how many Bicknells wound up over the cliff.
  10. Wondering how the weather is in Tucson.
  11. Heading into another week of upheaval and uncertainty. Hoping for a break in seeming relentless negativity, too; sure wouldn't hurt anyone.
  12. : SO GRATEFUL for all the people in my life who are there for me the instant I need them. I hope I live up to the example.
  13. : Weekend roared in at 5:30 a.m. when the kid woke me up to announce he'd barfed. But not in his bed, so props to him.
  14. : Sort of gingerly poking around at the bright side.
  15. Figuring the usual prescription of "focus on the work" is more like poison today.
  16. : Ya basta! ça suffit, maintenant! I say it's spinach, and I say to hell with it! (The "it" referred to herein is reader's choice, natch.)
  17. : Waiting. For my man, for the sun, for the night boat, for a star to fall, whatever.
  18. : 8:15, kid goes to catch bus. 8:18, jb goes to catch kid for forgotten flu shot. I went from undressed to early arrival in 22 minutes.
  19. : Nice day for a ballgame .... but ugh, allergies.
  20. : Just heard the person behind me inquire about the "bratswurt."