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  1. : Semi-productive day of laundry and decorating. Now getting my drunk on with champagne and cheese and football. Cos I'm klassy like that.
  2. : Looking forward to four, count em, FOUR days in a row to get up after sunrise! Maybe even after lunch!
  3. : Thanksgiving Week, entry 1: Thankful for all the "shut up and deal" types in my life who remind me that's how to deal with the other type.
  4. : Itching to get the holidays started. Focusing on work isn't as amusing.
  5. Fall Festival at the grade school: Lost the cakewalk, won a cake in the scavenger hunt.
  6. Might manage to time it just right so that we are caught up to season 5 of Lost just as it comes out on DVD, and to season 6 when it airs.
  7. Asked From the Backseat (a few days ago, re drycleaning): "How come sheep don't shrink when it rains?"
  8. : I irritate myself when i screw up timing and mileage and have to buy gas in town for 10 cents more a gallon.
  9. Wishing I could stay home and cross just a few more things off that bottomless to-do list.
  10. : Was just introduced to the term "f*kweasel" -- delighted with this addition to my repertoire.
  11. : 3.5 hours of leafblowing way more productive and less painful than 3.5 hours raking.
  12. : Just overheard my kid singing "Ha! Jackpot!" to "Rock the Casbah." Chortle.
  13. : Resents the slow mofos who settle in at 40 in the fast lane, requiring all the sane drivers to pass on the left.
  14. FL residency = phobia about being on bridges. CA residency = phobia about being under 'em.
  15. : Ahh, the dulcet tones of a circular saw and nail gun really make my morning. But the custom bookshelves will rock when they're done.
  16. : Laughing that taking the carpool route with JB today did not shorten my regular commute time by a single minute.
  17. : Humph. Just because I want to try doing something doesn't ALWAYS mean I think you're doing it wrong. It just means I want to try.
  18. Bah humbug. Health care makes me sick.
  19. What a beautiful day! I am going to spend it indoors laboring under a laptop and staring wistfully at the window.
  20. Was just grilled by my 6-year-old: "Did you know tomorrow is Election Day? Well? What are you planning to do about it?"