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  1. : Just overheard my kid singing "Ha! Jackpot!" to "Rock the Casbah." Chortle.
  2. : Resents the slow mofos who settle in at 40 in the fast lane, requiring all the sane drivers to pass on the left.
  3. FL residency = phobia about being on bridges. CA residency = phobia about being under 'em.
  4. : Ahh, the dulcet tones of a circular saw and nail gun really make my morning. But the custom bookshelves will rock when they're done.
  5. : Laughing that taking the carpool route with JB today did not shorten my regular commute time by a single minute.
  6. : Humph. Just because I want to try doing something doesn't ALWAYS mean I think you're doing it wrong. It just means I want to try.
  7. Bah humbug. Health care makes me sick.
  8. What a beautiful day! I am going to spend it indoors laboring under a laptop and staring wistfully at the window.
  9. Was just grilled by my 6-year-old: "Did you know tomorrow is Election Day? Well? What are you planning to do about it?"
  10. Blargh. Sick.
  11. Pondering how pathetic society has gotten when grammar-school kids can't wear Halloween costumes to class.
  12. : Looking forward to Sunday, when all my hafta-do's will be done.
  13. : Camaro's official! Mama's got a shiny red car!
  14. : I hope they teach sewing in Cub Scouts, because those PoS iron-on badges don't stick a-tall and I'm over stitching stuff on pockets.
  15. : A glorious day to avoid the marathon downtown and go to the pumpkin patch instead!
  16. : Finally got rolling and day turned productive. Now watching SC get the job done. Tomorrow: Nice weather, pumpkins and mud-play for all!
  17. I slept late and have 500 things to do, so what am I doing? Posting status updates that I have 500 things to do. WTF is wrong with me???
  18. : I have an almost visceral dislike for those snotty, sanctimonious Kaiser Permanente ads.
  19. : Ditching the desk for tonight to go sell junk food and bingo cards to sugared-up grade-schoolers.
  20. : Is Chik-Fil-A angling for world domination? Just saw the 5th new one in my area in six months.