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  1. http://twitter.com/# sorry
  2. @missyisnikkilee you mean good morning! sleep tite
  3. Three full stops together is called an ellipsis ... they can be used where words have been omitted, or to create a dramatic pause...
  4. most peoples brains are in really tip top condition, they've never been used
  5. wine connoisseurs smell and taste wine and comment and compare bouquet and mouthfeel, I wonder if gigolos do that with their squeezes?
  6. What do you think of the retweet feature? Send feedback! // the feedback I'm sending is... FUCK OFF...please RT
  7. @simpleprimate @avaiIable :)) // thats the spirit! :D
  8. @MAC_CMT exactly, They're serious, they want to sell crap!
  9. RT @simpleprimate @avaiIable you got the clap // you got crabs
  10. @MAC_CMT I couldn't stop laughing when I saw that tweet. Yes, it is the most reliable method (i'm red faced now) :D
  11. RT @Ericajohn1 I can show you a system how to enlarge your penis naturally.// can you? what are you going to do? strip?
  12. RT @mysticdave Marijuana saved my son's life: http://digg.com/d31B0ob?t
  13. @estoni http://twitpic.com/quif2 - WOW LOL...a pitt special!!!! He won't lend you this, he knows you're a secret 'stunt pilot' how are you?
  14. Thank you so much @MRHolidays1 @twittmediasale @minxlTup @maxwellvintage @Go_RV_ing @HomeLocators They all rock
  15. Q. what smells like pee, cheese, shrimp, soap fragrance,pepper and nachos all rolled into one? A. I got a slap!
  16. Q. what smells like pee, cheese, prawns, soap fragrance,pepper and nachos all rolled into one? A. I got a slap!
  17. @kathygee1 you should have seen how angry she was at me, and I couldn't find a hole to disappear into... O-o LOL now!
  18. @takehimaway @avaiIable, I am the perfect man!// see? I knew that. :)
  19. RT @takehimaway RT: @dechantelll: there aint sucha thing as the #perfectman <-- Oh, honey, but I agree. GRRRR LOL speak for yourself! ha ha
  20. RT @kathygee1 "You & your grandaugher// thats not as bad as me asking a 'big' girl how many months pregnant she was...lol she WASN'T!!