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  1. A woman's place is in the house... and in the Senate. about 4 hours ago from API
  2. BOFH excuse #112: The monitor is plugged into the serial port about 10 hours ago from API
  3. Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. about 16 hours ago from API
  4. You will be dead within a year. about 22 hours ago from API
  5. Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. -- George Santayana about 22 hours ago from API
  6. Un astrologue ne saurait avoir le privilège de se tromper toujours. -+- Voltaire -+- about 23 hours ago from API
  7. Les Belges ont inventé les chaussettes à quartz; c'est pratique, ça remonte tout seul. -+- Coluche -+- 4:26 PM Nov 30th from API
  8. La Grèce, berceau des arts et des erreurs. -+- Voltaire -+- 4:09 PM Nov 30th from API
  9. Oh, Aunty Em, it's so good to be home! 11:00 AM Nov 30th from API
  10. Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny. 4:09 AM Nov 30th from API
  11. Maryann's Law: You can always find what you're not looking for. 10:43 PM Nov 29th from API
  12. BOFH excuse #65: system needs to be rebooted 5:00 PM Nov 29th from API
  13. Linus' Law: There is no heavier burden than a great potential. 4:26 PM Nov 29th from API
  14. ASHes to ASHes, DOS to DOS. 4:26 AM Nov 29th from API
  15. Frankly, Scarlett, I don't have a fix. -- Rhett Buggler 11:00 PM Nov 28th from API
  16. "You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct." -- M. Somerset Maugham 5:00 PM Nov 28th from API
  17. University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. -- C. P. Snow 4:09 PM Nov 28th from API
  18. T-shirt of the Week: I'm not excited, I'm cold! 4:43 AM Nov 28th from API
  19. We're all looking for a woman who can sit in a mini-skirt and talk philosophy, executing both with confidence and style. 4:26 AM Nov 28th from API
  20. Mother is the invention of necessity. 4:09 AM Nov 28th from API
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