automatic_jon
- Right, off to argue with the car driver who hit me. Wish me luck and hope I come home out of this with a decent bike.about 1 hour ago from web
- This is what poor impulse control does for one, I have a ticket for next weekend now. And shall die penniless.about 14 hours ago from web
- Now counting my pennies, almost literally, to see if I can go to the KMFDM gig next week.about 17 hours ago from web
- @LupieStardust My flatmate has just been given a ticket to the upcoming NIN gig for which I was unable to afford to get the advance ticket.about 17 hours ago from web in reply to LupieStardust
- OMG jealous much... I am the embodiment of the green eyed monster right now.about 19 hours ago from PockeTwit
- Work dilema, do I take my usual hour for lunch even though co-workers with whom I rarely work have only take half? Oh the social etiquette.about 23 hours ago from PockeTwit
- @LupieStardust Some of those are no more brutal than tools I've seen used today. "Hammer please nurse!"about 23 hours ago from PockeTwit in reply to LupieStardust
- Great, now te boss has hit me in the mouth!12:39 AM Jul 10th from PockeTwit
- #unacceptable I do not have tickets for KMFDM next weekend!10:59 PM Jul 9th from web
- That's twice I've spoken to my bank and they've been irrational and confrontational, the resection must be making them edgy in India too.9:01 AM Jul 9th from web
- @LupieStardust Man I'd love a job blasting cocks too!7:16 AM Jul 9th from PockeTwit in reply to LupieStardust
- Just weighed myself at work: 8st 6 in my steel toed boots. That's 2 stone less than one of the other guys, no wonder I can't lift as much.4:38 AM Jul 9th from PockeTwit
- @_dinstar Clearly they didn't find all the purple dye stains on the carpet!4:03 AM Jul 9th from PockeTwit in reply to _dinstar
- Gods damnit.10:16 PM Jul 8th from PockeTwit
- I seem to be increasingly held together with things from St Mary's minor injuries centre. No limbs re-attached as of yet though.11:58 AM Jul 8th from web
- Home now, with a blood soaked dressing on my hand, might need to change that myself then.9:17 AM Jul 8th from web
- And now a bee has flown into my chin!8:12 AM Jul 8th from PockeTwit
- @LupieStardust Right index, my favourite finger. It's alright lookinging at it once it's clean it's not as deep as it felt.7:17 AM Jul 8th from PockeTwit in reply to LupieStardust
- Have tried to ampuate finger at work, am tweeting from treatment centre awaiting stitches. So much blood, most of it mine :/6:40 AM Jul 8th from PockeTwit
- Am sat eating lunch (hate early lunch but never mind) & am convinced someone is right behind me, when I turn they're gone but always return.4:32 AM Jul 8th from PockeTwit
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- Name Jon
- Location Portsmouth
- Web http://atomkinder...
- Bio In the age of super-boredom Hype and mediocrity Celebrate relentlessness Menace to society
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