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  1. RT @FakeAPStylebook Having the right word is much more satisfying than just sleeping around with any old word that comes along. about 22 hours ago from Twitterrific
  2. RT @MoRocca I'm looking for a calling plan w/ unlimited booty calls. (Isn't that what rollover minutes are for?) 6:35 AM Dec 15th from Twitterrific
  3. @MoRocca assume she is not pregnant. Do you still wonder? 6:16 AM Dec 15th from Tweetie in reply to MoRocca
  4. RT @mccolman “Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.” — Tom Robbins via Philip Carr-Gomm's blog 6:13 AM Dec 15th from Tweetie
  5. @mariancall no I'm not. I'm just glad to see you. 5:52 AM Dec 12th from Tweetie in reply to mariancall
  6. @aiela you need to come inspect my missile facilities. 5:50 AM Dec 12th from Tweetie in reply to aiela
  7. @paulapoundstone in the mood for what? 2:47 PM Dec 11th from Tweetie in reply to paulapoundstone
  8. @alydenisof I'm so happy for you I momentarily forgot to be insanely envious of him. Congrats! 2:46 PM Dec 11th from Tweetie in reply to alydenisof
  9. @mariancall actually they bothered me because I would get distacted looking for patterns in the dots... 6:24 AM Dec 10th from Tweetie in reply to mariancall
  10. @mariancall need a replacement? I have a spare 6:19 AM Dec 10th from Tweetie in reply to mariancall
  11. @seananmcguire make sure it's a late model tauntaun. They have wifi. 6:17 AM Dec 10th from Tweetie in reply to seananmcguire
  12. @PersisLT Dry and safe. Make some cocoa and a fire. 7:33 AM Dec 9th from Tweetie in reply to PersisLT
  13. @alymid rarely is anything useful accomplished in a boardroom 6:15 AM Dec 8th from Tweetie in reply to alymid
  14. @SFEley So use them early, and use them often! 5:25 AM Dec 8th from web in reply to SFEley
  15. @gwenzilla Perhaps they will realize you're crazy and start chanting "One of us! One of us!" Considering WHERE you work, it's as likely. :) 5:21 AM Dec 8th from web in reply to gwenzilla
  16. @PhilKMills The problem really is that people never understood that HTML was never intended to create precise layouts. 5:18 AM Dec 8th from web in reply to PhilKMills
  17. Had fun at the tree-trimming party at @abovenyquist and J's house. Saw many friends, met some new folks. Nice to keep up the tradition. 7:03 PM Dec 4th from web
  18. @gwenzilla *smacks you twice^ 4:26 PM Dec 2nd from Tweetie in reply to gwenzilla
  19. @twMaize you didn't want that message anyway. It would only have made you unhappy, and unhappiness is treason. Trust the computer. 12:04 PM Dec 2nd from Tweetie in reply to twMaize
  20. @TanyaHuff hail to you too. Well met, etc. etc. 6:26 AM Dec 1st from Tweetie in reply to TanyaHuff