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United Kingdom
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Ireland
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India
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Jordan
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United States
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autocorrects

  1. If you're too cool for school...Then practice saying "Would you like fries with that?" less than 10 seconds ago via TweetDeck
  2. Homework: Because 7 hours of school wasn't enough. 29 minutes ago via TweetDeck
  3. B*TCH, I will DJ at your funeral. about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
  4. Teachers call it "the bathroom" we call it, "I’m bored, I’m leaving." about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
  5. Dear girls,you are not always sweet 16.. This is your REAL age: mlks.co/1uN1t - sp about 1 hour ago via MyLikes Network
  6. #TWITTER Typing What I'm Thinking To Everyone Reading. about 1 hour ago via web
  7. That awkward period between birth and death. about 2 hours ago via web
  8. Feed the homeless to the hungry. Two problems solved. about 2 hours ago via web
  9. Person: "I model." Me: "For what, animal crackers?" about 2 hours ago via web
  10. I leave homework till the last minute, because I'll be older and therefore wiser! about 2 hours ago via web
  11. "What if there was no google?" "I don't know, google it." about 2 hours ago via web
  12. Bitch, you're 12. You should be losing teeth, not your virginity. about 3 hours ago via web
  13. The mini heart attack you get if you slip of the edge of a step. about 3 hours ago via web
  14. If monday's were a shoe, they'd be crocs... about 3 hours ago via web
  15. I'm pretty sure my iPhone is broken. I just pressed the home button and I'm still at work. about 3 hours ago via web
  16. Chuck Norris died this morning. But don't worry, he is completely fine now. about 3 hours ago via web
  17. Saying "AAAAAAAAH" in front of a fan to hear your awesome robot voice. about 4 hours ago via web
  18. Proper grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit! about 4 hours ago via web
  19. Twitter is the leading cause of death to cell phones. about 4 hours ago via web
  20. Two things #Iamthankfulfor: 1: Family and friends. 2: Caller ID, so I can avoid certain family and friends about 5 hours ago via web