autoclavicle
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Remember in the past when I would've been married off and knocked up by now and entirely dependent upon a man? Those were the days.
11 minutes ago
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I wish I could stop agonizing over my future! I suppose it's a step forward from agonizing over my past, though I still feel like I'm 15.
15 minutes ago
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"anoka county jail" was 3rd most searched for term in mpls on google during 09, beating out "mn unemployment benefits"
about 6 hours ago
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The Lazy Lightning dude is flipping out over picky eaters who don't like what he cooks. He's having a kid in two months. This should be LOL
about 7 hours ago
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Editing a overwhelmingly positive review of New Moon by a guy. I hate editing, it makes me hate people. Why am I doing this?
about 7 hours ago
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I found an elusive male-male stereo cable on my desk just before I was about to order an "Assmann Electronics" one!
about 9 hours ago
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@ Left a comment about it, in retrospect it looks long and crazy but there's a psychological aspect to it, not "bad parenting"
about 9 hours ago
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in reply to sloped
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@ My dad almost gave me a present in a bag last year that said "ho" over and over on it, but then told me he thought better of it
about 9 hours ago
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in reply to crabfisher
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@ The near-universal (not just in America) coaxing of children to eat greens suggests that we are naturally wary of them
about 9 hours ago
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in reply to sloped
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@ But things like vegetables *are* weird shit to humans because evolution tells us that we shouldn't eat it
about 10 hours ago
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in reply to sloped
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@ Comments closed? Anyway, many kids are picky because evolution tells us not to eat weird shit. I'm still "picky"--food neophobia
about 10 hours ago
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in reply to sloped
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Ok, I feel like a hypochrondriac whenever I use the hand sanitizer available at school/other places but guess what? No swine flu yet!
about 11 hours ago
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I never knew a student newspaper could be such a dramatic clusterfuck that involved the entire school community (which doesn't even read it)
about 12 hours ago
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As seen in the student newsroom: an AP Stylebook from the 70s
about 12 hours ago
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Conversation ends with old dude getting off the bus and telling me to "look [him] up in 10 years!"
about 13 hours ago
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Him: How old are you? Me: How old are YOU? Him: I'm old enough to do what I do... 21... Me: Yeah right. You're probably older than my dad.
about 13 hours ago
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Old drunken dude on bus sits next to me, mumbles and introduces himself. Tries to get my number, says he's a good guy who likes his drugs.
about 13 hours ago
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I feel like a n00b for not knowing about the Photoshop apps for iPhone/Android/Windows Mobile until just now
12:28 AM Dec 1st
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60 science articles since 1665--such as "Keeping a dog alive by blowing through its lungs with bellows"
8:58 PM Nov 30th
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I almost got to touch a fake boob today! But my professor left it in her office before class.
7:23 PM Nov 30th
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- Name Julie Sandburg
- Location Minneapolis, MN
- Web http://www.julies...
- Bio I've got bad timing of the heart and complications of the soul.
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