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@frumin space aliens10:31 AM Jul 6th from web in reply to frumin
@davitr0n can I be your secretary and buzz people in5:42 PM Jun 23rd from web in reply to davitr0n
@davitr0n but everything goes better with coke4:37 AM Jun 17th from web in reply to davitr0n
@frumin is your scaly fursona a herm dragon made out of rubber and bad times and, do you have a vcl artist page with adult art lol7:03 PM May 30th from web in reply to frumin
@mushabear ooo eee ooo ah ah tang tang walla walla bing bang1:40 PM May 22nd from web in reply to mushabear
@mushabear you cannot escape, you should not have crossed the threshold, the internet event horizon11:18 AM May 21st from web in reply to mushabear
@mushabear a bike ride on eight mile?9:50 PM May 12th from web in reply to mushabear
@frumin can I abandon the band then?1:48 PM May 11th from web in reply to frumin
mankind are time traveling talking apes from the fourth dimension, that is a fact4:50 PM May 9th from web
The Alex Jonas Brothers! http://tinyurl.com/qd5x5f5:26 PM May 8th from web
WHEN YOU SIGN UP FOR US PRESIDENCY, THEY TAKE A POLAROID OF YOU MOLESTING THAI CHILDREN SO THAT THEY CAN BLACKMAIL YOU WHENEVER THEY HAVE TO5:05 PM May 8th from web
THE JEWS INVENTED KOMEDY TO KEEP US HAPPY AND COMPLACENT AS THEY MAKE MINDLESS SLAVES OUT OF US! MAAAAAAAAAN!4:29 PM May 8th from web
@frumin lets beat the beat generation at their own game12:47 PM May 6th from web in reply to frumin
I live the most comfortable yet stressful life on the entire planet. Apparently I am the toilet of humanity.6:33 PM Apr 29th from web
the swine flu? pfft maybe when pigs fly9:21 PM Apr 25th from web
@frumin jesus helped me quitt that crack rock and now i been clean fo 5 month11:33 AM Apr 25th from web in reply to frumin
stop the earth, I want to get off12:05 AM Apr 22nd from web
I don't have a lot going for me!10:43 PM Apr 21st from web
I think I finally ran out of things to learn7:46 PM Apr 21st from web
Tim the Thule-man Taylor?!1:16 PM Apr 21st from web