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  1. Just completed a 2.33 mi run with @runkeeper, check it out http://bit.ly/fJ6d8 #RunKeeper 8:41 AM Sep 24th from API
  2. I don't care how fucking late it is, or how sensual the blonde on the motorola razr looks, I'm not calling live links. 10:08 PM Jun 24th from Twinkle
  3. RIP to another good relationship. Godspeed, Shane. 7:12 AM Jun 18th from Twinkle
  4. Whatever this middle-aged, no talent group of fucking horrible Latin musicians is on the Today show, please fade into obscurity soon. 7:53 AM Jun 17th from Twinkle
  5. Is a bad ass motherfucker, on a train to awesometown; where the gunshow is free. 7:36 AM Jun 17th from Twinkle
  6. P90x mother fuckas. I'm an animal! 4:17 PM Jun 15th from Twinkle
  7. P90x eating program is ridiculous. So much food, I don't know if I can keep up. 7:41 AM Jun 15th from Twinkle
  8. So, I didn't know it, but buying a yoga mat is about the same level of uncomfortable as buying my wife some "products." 11:05 AM Jun 14th from Twinkle
  9. Another fun filled day of dick jokes and fart humor. I'm glad I don't work in an office building. I'd get fired for sexual harassment. 6:28 AM Jun 11th from Twinkle
  10. On the menu tonight, beefallo burgers, red onions, and smokey eggplant, deliciousness. http://tinyurl.com/mejld9 4:43 PM Jun 10th from Twinkle
  11. Just completed a 14.77 mi run with @runkeeper, check it out http://bit.ly/5HzJa #runkeeper 5:50 AM Jun 7th from web
  12. Going for an early run, in my judas priest t-shirt. Halford would be proud. 5:03 AM Jun 7th from Twinkle
  13. Pinkeye, I tell you! 4:01 AM Jun 6th from Twinkle
  14. Check out the 3.38 mi run I did with @runkeeper http://bit.ly/PEdEE #runkeeper 7:07 AM Jun 4th from web
  15. Fuck yeah new left 4 dead November 17. I know what I'm getting for my birthday! 6:20 PM Jun 2nd from Twinkle
  16. Just completed a 2.61 mi run with @runkeeper, check it out http://bit.ly/3NhqUQ #runkeeper 3:11 PM Jun 2nd from web
  17. Just completed a 3.44 mi run with @runkeeper, check it out http://bit.ly/mz12N #runkeeper 5:33 PM Jun 1st from web
  18. Awake, alive and ready to rock this motherfucker. 3:45 AM Jun 1st from web
  19. And so begins my technology detox. Don't expect answers to phone calls, or emails until sometime tomorrow evening. 8:44 AM May 30th from Twinkle
  20. 29:37. Shaved over 2 minutes off my normal time with three short walk breaks. Next 5k I will do even better! 7:48 AM May 30th from Twinkle