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  1. Just completed a 2.33 mi run with @runkeeper, check it out http://bit.ly/fJ6d8 #RunKeeper
  2. I don't care how fucking late it is, or how sensual the blonde on the motorola razr looks, I'm not calling live links.
  3. RIP to another good relationship. Godspeed, Shane.
  4. Whatever this middle-aged, no talent group of fucking horrible Latin musicians is on the Today show, please fade into obscurity soon.
  5. Is a bad ass motherfucker, on a train to awesometown; where the gunshow is free.
  6. P90x mother fuckas. I'm an animal!
  7. P90x eating program is ridiculous. So much food, I don't know if I can keep up.
  8. So, I didn't know it, but buying a yoga mat is about the same level of uncomfortable as buying my wife some "products."
  9. Another fun filled day of dick jokes and fart humor. I'm glad I don't work in an office building. I'd get fired for sexual harassment.
  10. On the menu tonight, beefallo burgers, red onions, and smokey eggplant, deliciousness. http://tinyurl.com/mejld9
  11. Just completed a 14.77 mi run with @runkeeper, check it out http://bit.ly/5HzJa #runkeeper
  12. Going for an early run, in my judas priest t-shirt. Halford would be proud.
  13. Pinkeye, I tell you!
  14. Check out the 3.38 mi run I did with @runkeeper http://bit.ly/PEdEE #runkeeper
  15. Fuck yeah new left 4 dead November 17. I know what I'm getting for my birthday!
  16. Just completed a 2.61 mi run with @runkeeper, check it out http://bit.ly/3NhqUQ #runkeeper
  17. Just completed a 3.44 mi run with @runkeeper, check it out http://bit.ly/mz12N #runkeeper
  18. Awake, alive and ready to rock this motherfucker.
  19. And so begins my technology detox. Don't expect answers to phone calls, or emails until sometime tomorrow evening.
  20. 29:37. Shaved over 2 minutes off my normal time with three short walk breaks. Next 5k I will do even better!