austinheller
- @Aseroff If you mean in a "I just spent the last 12 hours mangling the shit out of HTML, look at me guys, I'm SMURT!" way, I can relate.7:26 PM Jul 11th from Twitterrific in reply to Aseroff
- It's 1AM and I'm wired. Oh, late-night birthday cake, you sonuvabitch.12:07 AM Jul 11th from Twitterrific
- Okay, Honda Boy, if you're gonna be Tool Who Cuts Me Off In Lane Change, don't _also_ be Jackass Going 15 Under The Speed Limit.9:49 PM Jul 9th from Twitterrific
- Humanities 101 midterm, say hello to my proverbial fist.8:15 PM Jul 5th from Twitterrific
- Good news, guys! I learned how to play all of AC/DC's songs on guitar!
You know, all two of them.9:33 PM Jul 2nd from Twitterrific
- OH: "Each child in the family has to wear a different-colored shirt? Line 'em up and you would get a Gay Pride flag."7:02 PM Jul 1st from Twitterrific
- 3 GoodTimes Bambino burgers wild fries and a PB Chocolate Crunch spoonbender OH SWEET JEEBUS TIME FOR A NAP7:00 PM Jul 1st from Twitterrific
- Oh, community college computer systems. You never fail to, well, fail me.1:01 PM Jun 30th from Twitterrific
- Okay, all joking aside, does anyone actually believe this article was written by a 13 year-old? http://xrl.us/bey3sw10:12 PM Jun 29th from Twitterrific
- Eh, screw it. I'm twittering again, bitches.10:09 PM Jun 29th from Twitterrific
- I suppose I should be worried that, upon a sifting through of family home movies, I find one with the title "Krunk in the Basement".1:17 AM May 10th from Twitterrific
- My grandmother just called my cat a "lazy, little bastard". You have no idea how much I love my grandma.8:03 PM Mar 29th from Twitterrific
- Filed under I Am A Tool: I change my IM typing style from proper to hasty depending on the recipient's own style. Quick, your turn!6:30 PM Mar 18th from Twitterrific
- @iconPot Credit me and you can do whatever you want with 'em.4:15 PM Mar 11th from Twitterrific in reply to iconPot
- Not getting a music theory joke when the rest of an orchestra laughs makes me a bit envious but also relieved that I'm not a total dork.11:47 AM Mar 5th from Twitterrific
- Things I Learned This Morning: 6:30AM is way more tolerable when you're wearing a mighty fine suit.5:45 AM Mar 5th from web
- Okay, go listen to the last 30 seconds of "Ramblin' Man". If you don't suddenly feel a little happier, there's something wrong with you.8:13 PM Mar 1st from web
- Well, one thing I'll take away from high school gym: I am fucking pro at pickleball.12:42 PM Feb 25th from Twitterrific in reply to NetworkShadow
- In Soviet Russia, the Academy thanks you.8:26 PM Feb 22nd from Twitterrific
- PowerBook G4 charger died, so I'm stuck with the family's dual-core iMac for the week. Oh, darn.8:22 PM Feb 22nd from Twitterrific
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- Name Austin Heller
- Location Boulder, Colorado
- Web http://austinhell...
- Bio Ha... HA! Tweets on dowels!
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