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  1. @Aseroff If you mean in a "I just spent the last 12 hours mangling the shit out of HTML, look at me guys, I'm SMURT!" way, I can relate.
  2. It's 1AM and I'm wired. Oh, late-night birthday cake, you sonuvabitch.
  3. Okay, Honda Boy, if you're gonna be Tool Who Cuts Me Off In Lane Change, don't _also_ be Jackass Going 15 Under The Speed Limit.
  4. Humanities 101 midterm, say hello to my proverbial fist.
  5. Good news, guys! I learned how to play all of AC/DC's songs on guitar! You know, all two of them.
  6. OH: "Each child in the family has to wear a different-colored shirt? Line 'em up and you would get a Gay Pride flag."
  7. 3 GoodTimes Bambino burgers wild fries and a PB Chocolate Crunch spoonbender OH SWEET JEEBUS TIME FOR A NAP
  8. Oh, community college computer systems. You never fail to, well, fail me.
  9. Okay, all joking aside, does anyone actually believe this article was written by a 13 year-old? http://xrl.us/bey3sw
  10. Eh, screw it. I'm twittering again, bitches.
  11. I suppose I should be worried that, upon a sifting through of family home movies, I find one with the title "Krunk in the Basement".
  12. My grandmother just called my cat a "lazy, little bastard". You have no idea how much I love my grandma.
  13. Filed under I Am A Tool: I change my IM typing style from proper to hasty depending on the recipient's own style. Quick, your turn!
  14. @iconPot Credit me and you can do whatever you want with 'em.
  15. Not getting a music theory joke when the rest of an orchestra laughs makes me a bit envious but also relieved that I'm not a total dork.
  16. Things I Learned This Morning: 6:30AM is way more tolerable when you're wearing a mighty fine suit.
  17. Okay, go listen to the last 30 seconds of "Ramblin' Man". If you don't suddenly feel a little happier, there's something wrong with you.
  18. Well, one thing I'll take away from high school gym: I am fucking pro at pickleball.
  19. In Soviet Russia, the Academy thanks you.
  20. PowerBook G4 charger died, so I'm stuck with the family's dual-core iMac for the week. Oh, darn.