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It should be illegal to mention "threesome" THAT many times during a lunch period.7:49 PM Dec 1stfrom mobile web
RT @ostentatious: RT @TFLN: (513): You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.11:42 PM Nov 30thfrom web
RT @SustainableTips: You can reduce your carbon footprint by illegally downloading movies instead of driving to a theater and watching t ...2:05 AM Nov 27thfrom web
HAPPY THANKSGIVING. Hope you all recover from your food comas.9:35 PM Nov 26thfrom web
2012: I had to periodically remind myself that the lead actor was NOT Nicholas Cage.11:17 PM Nov 13thfrom web
On the back of one of the pins they passed out for their history presentation, it said: "Changing America... one woman at a time."2:21 PM Nov 13thfrom web
"AND THERE WAS THIS GIANT BLOCK OF CHEESE THAT THEY SLICED AT ANDREW JACKSON'S INAGURATION PARTY. Just so you know."2:19 PM Nov 13thfrom web