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I'm not sure why EuroVision has such big traction in Australia. There isn't much attention in the media, but everybody seems to watch it! about 8 hours ago via Twitter for Android
I wish there was a place I could go and get painted as if I were a 18th century Aristocrat. #LikeASir about 10 hours ago via web
@AussieLovatics I'll admit "Duck Face" is sexy when my "Sneeze Face" catches on. twitter.com/aussie_matu/st… about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to AussieLovatics
Search Demi Tour Australia. I dare you to find a teenage girl tweeting about it without a duck face for their display picture. about 13 hours ago via web
Usually my highlight of the night is seeing that it's 3:14pm. #PiTime about 16 hours ago via Twitter for Android
sickipediabot Facebook is now worth $100 billion. Today it was friended by Greece.... about 22 hours ago via sickipediabot Retweeted by aussie_matu and 175 others
napoLeondynomyt I can not believe the ignorant shit coming out of @1milmoms mouths 4:38 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by aussie_matu
Just bought a chocolate from a machine at North Melbourne. When I got it, there was a pack of Star Birsts there! #metro #karma #yum 11:46 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
sickipediabot Hobbling out of pizza hut I realised that the 11" Italian for £5 was NOT as expected. 8:59 PM May 23rd via sickipediabot Retweeted by aussie_matu and 321 others
AleksCulum Oh my fucking god, a girl in my class has the hiccups. Please get out! 7:41 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by aussie_matu
When did you decide you didn't want to be a police officer/firefighter? For me, it was when I saw them working. Taking their pants off... 5:57 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
It doesn't "feel" like my last week at uni. 5:15 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
sickipediabot The average speed of ejaculation is 28mph, which is probably why I was arrested for doing it outside a school. 3:17 PM May 23rd via sickipediabot Retweeted by aussie_matu and 383 others
I wonder if Americans know the USA that got man to the moon is not the USA that is here today. #OutsideLookingIn 4:27 AM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
philo_quotes We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak. ~ Epictetus 10:53 PM May 22nd via Philosophical Quotes Retweeted by aussie_matu and 186 others
There's a girl in my history class that can't stop chewing. She has no gum. Fucking disgusting. 8:03 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android
If Clive Palmer had a chocolate bar everytime he made $100, he'd be a fat bast... Oh wait... 4:34 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android from here
I don't get why Australians holiday in England in their early 20s'. I'm not taking the piss, I actually have no clue. Does anybody know? 4:28 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android
I would rather be late with a friendly bus driver than on time with a rude one. 4:13 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android from here
sickipediabot I hate Pornhub. I trained for 7 years to become a doctor, and not once have I had a blowjob from a busty nurse. 4:09 PM May 22nd via sickipediabot Retweeted by aussie_matu and 324 others

Name Matthew Willison
Location Melbourne, Australia
Web http://www.aussie...
Bio An aussie geek who loves computers and a good chat from time to time. Currently a student at Victoria University and living in Melbourne's northern suburbs.