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auspices

  1. "I would have never dreamt of cooking with olive oil. it was only for your ears. isn't it strange how time changes things"
  2. "I'll have the cracker tweezers, it will help me pick up stamps when I drop them"
  3. "which bugger has stole my bowls"
  4. my gran is drunk
  5. if I hear that rapping dalmation one more time I'm going to flip
  6. awww this bag isn't a toy
  7. and happy christmas, obviously
  8. pope owned http://tinyurl.com/y9u9jrb
  9. I hope that isn't really a home taxidermy kit
  10. RT @MrBButterfield: Nativity cigarettes
  11. I learnt how to train my dragon, on accident
  12. Fake Christmas is Happening
  13. @alex_lake your photos in total film are ACE
  14. lucy's cake http://auspices.tumblr.com/post/287362897
  15. RT @AinsleyofAttack: According to the cover of Susan Boyle's CD, the record consists of a Golden Girl doing an impression of Macaulay Cu ...
  16. RT @hundredday: yesterday's (awful) joke : which author comes with rice? Roald Dahl #100days
  17. I would go as far as saying it was infernal, as pertaining to hell
  18. machine has held my wet clothes captive for three days
  19. predictive text prefers anal anal to cous cous
  20. working hard 'asleep style'