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@ Aw, poor lil honey mufin! What happened? @
about 15 hours ago
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.@ I found the perfect business card for you!
11:25 PM May 23rd
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Does the have movie nights? Can we submit requests?
2:24 PM May 23rd
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@ Honestly, I'd be more upset if they put olives in my food. Not allergic, just think they're gross.
2:20 PM May 23rd
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They'll let me bring my cat, right? Okay. What if I could train her to assemble a field rifle? In THE DARK?
2:15 PM May 23rd
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I know the food won't be great, but I can deal as long as the different foods on my plate don't touch. Also, no olives.
2:10 PM May 23rd
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Do camels spit, like, a LOT, a lot? Because that might be an issue for me.
2:05 PM May 23rd
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I am nervous about the effects of being sent to a desert climate, but the French commitment to skin care reassures me.
1:57 PM May 23rd
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@ See? No sweat!
1:54 PM May 23rd
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I don't really speak French, but I figure I can just stand in the back and do what everybody else is doing.
1:49 PM May 23rd
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Just found out that the French Foreign Legion is still in operation. In other news, I'm quitting my job.
1:42 PM May 23rd
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There's an hour left to ask questions re: Eleanor of Acquitaine, which will be read and answered on the Weekly Dictator podcast! Do it now!
7:27 PM May 21st
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"Did you ever have your kid checked, like to see if he's ahead or something?" Mom to another mom, in library.
4:18 PM May 21st
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Did people in cities ever go outside before cell phones?
1:02 PM May 21st
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Aurora had a rough week, so for this episode we're talking about princesses. Tweet or email your questions about Eleanor of Acquitaine!
12:46 PM May 21st
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@ Dude, I would have texted after five. You're good.
9:05 PM May 19th
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People who send out foul sexual tweets are weird and probably alone.
9:00 PM May 19th
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I can totally write a novella in two weeks. No sweat. Look: The man in the hat killed the man in the other hat. I found out. See? Easy.
10:34 PM May 17th
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I have about 48 shades of grey here, but I feel like I'm coming up short. Anybody know where I could find a couple more?
9:25 PM May 17th
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Today I got told that I sound like a female strip club DJ. In case anybody is hiring.
6:44 PM May 17th
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- Name Aurora Nibley
- Location los angeles
- Web http://weeklydict...
- Bio Proprietress of @weeklydictator podcast and blog. That's what will be on my tombstone if I die next week. Oh god.
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