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  1. I *heart* stackoverflow.com. I find better answers, faster than a google search for sql query questions. (I am working. Why do you ask?)9:26 AM Nov 6th from web
  2. While not on par with nails on chalkboard, attempting to erase with a dried out pencil eraser is disturbing enough.12:10 PM Nov 5th from web
  3. How do these fucking Box Elder bugs keep getting into my condo? Makes me want to caulk the shit out of all window and door frames.4:43 PM Nov 4th from web
  4. The skunks are in full bloom this week. My neighbor claims it's mating season. I like the smell when it is faint enough.6:48 PM Oct 28th from web
  5. Overheard @ Target 2 teen boys trying to convince older woman coworker to watch Shawn of the Dead: "Zombie Comedy! Comic Zombies! Come on!7:30 PM Oct 27th from web
  6. @maggie re: some fav words: inconceivable, twat, booger, asshat, discomboobulated (misspelling intentional & timelessly hilarious) #lexicon12:41 PM Oct 27th from web
  7. Suddenly feeling not well. Hello psychosomatic swine flu.8:37 AM Oct 27th from web
  8. Nephew the First has swine flu. Costume deadline extended 1 day. Poor kid. Hope he is well enough by Sat. to trick-or-treat.8:35 AM Oct 27th from web
  9. You know how phrases can echo through your day? "Unladen swallow" has been haunting me since bedtime last night.12:11 PM Oct 26th from web
  10. How does one draw a lipless mouth? Must read more graphic novels. Also, avoid avoid deadly conference calls.11:54 AM Oct 26th from web
  11. @SimonPegg Your hair often looks ginger on film. Funky on-camera only phenomenon or deliberate makeup?11:50 AM Oct 26th from web
  12. Hate the moment on waking when I remember my mom is dead. She shows up in the oddest dreams, alive, happy and adventurous.2:03 PM Oct 19th from web
  13. Mom joined me in her night gown when I returned to the Chicago Olympic stadium to have my stitches removed by that Australian dude. Dreams.2:01 PM Oct 19th from web
  14. Some guy just made a sound like he was trying not to vomit as he walked past my cubicle. Revolting.7:50 AM Oct 12th from web
  15. I really wanted to tell him it was awful, to help him. I don't often feel compulsion to insult someone's appearance. It was riveting.3:33 PM Aug 31st from web
  16. Saw a hideous beard. A Fu Manchu that was too long, super thin, scraggly and with a few extra patches at random. Do beards bald?3:31 PM Aug 31st from web
  17. Had a loaner MINI Convertible Cooper S today. It rained of course. Lousy rear visibility. Was happy to get my own MINI Cooper coupe back.9:32 PM Aug 21st from web
  18. Four finger tips are purple today. Possible judgment error using black stamping ink as paint. This shit ain't coming out!1:57 PM Jul 29th from web
  19. An Einstürzende Neubauten baby shirt is cracking me up. It is reassuring when old friends on Facebook are consistent with the old days.3:28 PM Jul 22nd from web
  20. Diet Coke in cans is $0.00084 less expensive per ounce than in bottles in the lunch room vending machines.8:01 AM Jul 22nd from web