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  1. From H: Boogity. Boogity. That means hello in pumpkin talk!
  2. Hey TSA chick at LAX that gives people shitty directions...fuck you, we made our flight anyway! Ha!!!
  3. From H: Archie looks worried. He is dripping. I better have to wipe him off.
  4. H: What you smell? Me: I colored my hair. H: WHAT?! Why you do that? It's too plinkie!! Me: Huh?
  5. From H: That sticker would be perfect for my collection! It's a Tow Tom Tow Truck! Okay buddy! Will do.
  6. From H sprinting through the kitchen: I have everything I need! I got my sticky list!" (aka sticky note)
  7. Pop Pop: Great now I am going 2 b in the dog house! H: Ooooh, can I come? How will we get home?
  8. Want Ready for the best soup recipe EVER? And a really nice way to thank your favorite veteran? http://bit.ly/3BRpUc
  9. H to Pop Pop, while vacuuming: "Suck this up Pop Pop! " Meanwhile, Pop Pop turns his back, H turns the ma (cont) http://tl.gd/saqf
  10. And now the only well one is mocking the ill ones by refusing to take his bath because he has to see the end of stinking LazyTown!?!
  11. From H: you are a very good worker Mommy! Gee thanks pal!
  12. Grand Master H told me I am a really really great human being. I guess that makes up 4 the "you stinking Mommy" slam of yesterday?
  13. Grand Master H told me I am a really really great human being. I guess that makes up 4 the " u stinking Mommy" slam yesterday?
  14. From H: you stnkin Mommy! You are a really bad Mommy!
  15. My path of destruction continues: have 2 call Roto Rooter and H had another hypoglycemic melt down. I am so ready for bed!
  16. Hey Gerber, Cinnamon Maple Crunchies ...FAIL. Baby C chucked them at the dog. Back to the drawing board!
  17. Let's review: Baby C has a fever, Mr. Smith crushes ankle in car door, then smashes his toes, H flips over in chair (cont) http://tl.gd/qmcv
  18. From H: don't ever drop your spoon on the way to the moon. Someone will catch it. Like the lunar module. I am thinking psychotic break.
  19. From H: I think we have stuffing confenstation here. Me: what's that? H: when a pointment tries to shoot you up. Hmmmmm...?
  20. @scottalanmiller perhaps that eating there is suicide?