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AuntB

  1. Coolio has an ICP tattoo. The world makes no sense. about 2 hours ago via web
  2. @outlawchicken Don't even tease. That would be the best story EVER!!! about 4 hours ago via web in reply to outlawchicken
  3. @pookhahare No, but sirens keep racing past my door. about 4 hours ago via web in reply to pookhahare
  4. @missbethd I admire the Bradford pear's chutzpah though. It's like a bush that fooled landscapers across the land. "I can be a tree!" about 5 hours ago via web in reply to missbethd
  5. @cwage Just make sure he checks the interior. Mine both had hollow cores in the middle. The big one came down easy b/c it was a tree donut. about 5 hours ago via web in reply to cwage
  6. I have probably alienated Hackberry Lovers of America now. And, with my luck, hackberries cure poison ivy or something groovy like that. about 5 hours ago via web
  7. I have strong opinions on hackberries, apparently. Strong, angry opinions. Who invented that piece-of-shit tree? about 5 hours ago via web
  8. @cwage Hackberries are the rats of the tree world. Take it down and put something that won't leak black shit or fall down on you in instead. about 5 hours ago via web in reply to cwage
  9. Having like three minutes of solid thunder, but the wind is past. about 5 hours ago via web
  10. And we just lost power! And it's back. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Holy cow! This wind is crazy! about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  12. @iamstevenhale @CountryLifeBlog Y'all are cracking me up. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to iamstevenhale
  13. @EmilyNEvans We'll see how the dance rehersals go. I'm not making a snazzy calendar full of people who don't have moves. about 7 hours ago via web in reply to EmilyNEvans
  14. My coworker was just all "Who is this @jrlind? I like him. He's smart." about 7 hours ago via web
  15. Better be working on your "ooo-ooo-ooo"ing and dance moves, gentlemen. about 7 hours ago via web
  16. Ha, I'm going to spend the next ten minutes imagining the men of @pithinthewind as my own The Pips. about 7 hours ago via web
  17. Damn it, men of @pithinthewind! You're taking all the things I was going to write about. about 7 hours ago via web
  18. @Pierce_G The glares my parents and I got for singing along with all the old songs, loudly, just shows the lack of taste of modern fans. Ha! about 12 hours ago via web in reply to Pierce_G
  19. @Pierce_G It makes sense for getting people into the museum. about 12 hours ago via web in reply to Pierce_G