augusten
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What a pity there's only one:
3:47 AM Nov 23rd
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Stuck at airport in deepest, darkest maine with only wetnaps and napkins for entertainment
2:12 PM Nov 13th
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Some girl brought me mm's lst night and now I feel I am carrying a stone baby. Google it.
11:07 AM Nov 12th
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In LA for a meeting. Then off to portland for event tomorrow.
1:06 PM Nov 10th
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On my way to Austin for my event tonight...
3:40 AM Nov 9th
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Tonight, 8PM: Miami...Books and Books. Call them for info.
10:37 AM Nov 6th
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Spending thanksgiving in Alabama with unka Bob and aunt Relda...but no alabam events...
6:57 AM Nov 4th
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Atlanta Wednesday: Discussion and Signing SCAD Auditiorium 1600 Peachtree Street. 6:30 PM 404.253.3206 Free + open to public
10:39 PM Nov 3rd
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At hartfield jackson airport in atlanta, drenched in fuselage germs and, oddly, burger chef stink. But I no see any burger chefs.
7:17 PM Nov 3rd
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Tomorrow: Atlanta. See dubelu dubelu dubelu augusten dot calm
5:56 AM Nov 3rd
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Burroughs tonight in NYC: BN, Union Sq. 7:PM. Free.
12:51 PM Nov 2nd
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Left hotel 2 secure cupcake supply. Now working again. Have swineflu of the heart
4:58 PM Nov 1st
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In my hotel cage. Even I can step back and see mself and think, yikes...what a mess you are.
12:27 PM Oct 31st
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RT Newton315 @ No, I'm just uncomfortable from the kilo of
coke in my ass -WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS???
11:29 AM Oct 30th
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Boston airport security guy: you don't fly much, do you? Me: yes I do, do I seem like I don't? Him: you seem nervous. Me: what??
8:07 AM Oct 30th
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Outdoors on boston sidewalk in irritating fresh air.
2:15 PM Oct 28th
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At oh, hair! airport waitng 4 bston flght. Dude in kevlar vest just clomped past. I want kevlar vst now. Have candy hangover
9:02 AM Oct 28th
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Thank you 2 everyone who organized and attended my Chicago event tonight. Boston is next -see you there.
8:47 PM Oct 27th
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In Chicago. You too? Come see me tonight only:
12:09 PM Oct 27th
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And the napkins appear old. Like, previous job, last car he drove old. Drivers head is slightly 2 small in forehead area. It matters
2:10 PM Oct 26th
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- Name AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS
- Location New York City
- Web http://www.august...
- Bio I like vending machines, Linux, French Bulldogs and boiled peanuts.
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