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RT @Benefield: Suspect pepper sprays folks waiting in line at Santa Rosa DMV. Six hospitalized. DMV closed for the day:...12:52 PM Dec 14thfrom HootSuite
Seen on a bumper sticker: "I laugh at you and your ONE child"; amen to that ... I'm tired.6:40 PM Dec 13thfrom UberTwitter
I don't really mind the ants in my house -- I just wish they were more efficient at cleaning up the crumbs.9:37 AM Dec 12thfrom HootSuite
My Secret Santa at work knows me too well: six pack of Brown Shugga' and a four pack of Old Rasputin + other yummy dark winter beers.7:35 PM Dec 11thfrom web
Having just had Johnson's 'tear free' baby wash in my eye, I'm convinced the main component that makes it 'tear free' -- is battery acid.9:09 AM Dec 6thfrom UberTwitter