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aughtomat

  1. The Guernsey From Ipanema #cowloungemusic 7:36 PM May 25th via Tweetlogix
  2. Holsteins Can't Jump #cowmovies 7:34 PM May 25th via Tweetlogix
  3. @siggisyogurt sent! #Yaygurt #NoMorePunsIPromise 3:03 PM May 24th via Tweetlogix in reply to siggisyogurt
  4. Never liked yogurt but turns out I like this Icelandic stuff #Bjögurt twitter.com/aughtomat/stat… 8:45 AM May 24th via Tweetlogix
  5. @hansrosemond Literal LOL at that: I have many memories of Halsted apt.; half of them involve you &/or Nate glued to the original #diablo 7:16 PM May 15th via Tweetlogix in reply to hansrosemond
  6. ...and the Buick Skylark is a hazy shade of winter but I can have one in red for ya by Tuesday #MoreExcitingSimonAndGarfunkel @pattonoswalt 5:03 PM May 14th via Tweetlogix
  7. Probably you shouldn't click this link #meow bit.ly/IjQ36o 8:51 PM Apr 30th via Tweetlogix
  8. #BestCraigslistAdEver twitter.com/aughtomat/stat… 9:01 PM Apr 29th via Photos on iOS
  9. That's the microwave dummy RT @JimGaffigan: Here's my impression of me watching most television: "I don't get it." 8:07 PM Apr 22nd via Tweetlogix
  10. That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore [Smiths] #NewRedSoxThemeSongs 8:12 PM Apr 21st via Tweetlogix
  11. #RedSox acquire OF Marlon Byrd for RHP Michael Bowden and PTBNL. 'cos obviously our problem is in the outfield? #sigh 8:03 PM Apr 21st via Tweetlogix
  12. letting papelbon go was definitely a super good idea 2:57 PM Apr 8th via Tweetlogix
  13. I just found a baby monkey riding on a pig!!! #1940Census #enumerationdistrict2QT bit.ly/HbHmd0 4:46 AM Apr 3rd via Tweetlogix
  14. OMG TOTALLY WON MEGAMILLIONS oh wait thats a receipt for pizza rolls and tuna fish nevermind 7:31 PM Mar 30th via Tweetlogix