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bosniacs!
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ARG I ate too much Chipotle. Damn your sweet burrito nectar.
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What does it mean that Bob Dylan and Bruce Springsteen are looking increasingly similar? Is that a fair portend or foul? I forget.
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it's my last day as a 28-year-old today. I am drinking coffee.
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Every time I say I'm not watching these stupid things and every time I do. And then talk to twitter, which I also forswore.
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Ugh I hate this shit. It makes me squirm.
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dudes, I think we're losing this one. Crap.
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Chris Onstad in the New Yorker is funny. Everyone, let's subscribe to the Cartoon Lounge blog!
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Tired. Twitter RSS never works. Boo.
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I love George Takei. He out of all of them seemed to have the least baggage about being famous for Star Trek. Happy wedding, George Takei.
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Si, se puede! Now that it's over, I realize how much I hoped it would turn out this way. Can't I take a break from being cynical?
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Compared the the Mars Rover's twitter, the rest of you seem less interesting. no offense.
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Dear world, I have no interest in your shit. Especially you, Facebook.
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AP headline yesterday: Can a Woman Win Dancing With the Stars? I wasn't aware of the reality dance TV glass ceiling. I'm a bad feminist.
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It surprises me how sad I am to hear about Ted Kennedy's brain tumor.
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All children with boring names should be required to have Xavier as their middle name. Nothing cools up a name like the middle initial X.
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Did you know doctors don't actually take the Hippocratic oath anymore? True story. Dentists never did, which explains my current gum pain.
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Today I saw a hearse with the windshield sticker: "Got Bodies?" Yes, undertakers. We do "got bodies." We're not just going to a goth prom.
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Something's afoot. It makes my stomach hurt.
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Don't post twice, stupid twitter. Geez.
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