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  1. Bawling while watching Parks and Rec season finale. #Fridaynight
  2. WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ STARTED LAST WEEK??? #outraged
  3. The mere existence of a new Fiona Apple single is making me feel feelings.
  4. I HELPED ORGANIZE THIS AND NOW I KNOW I'M COOL. @SarahKSilverman Hope to see you all at the UNITE AGAINST THE WAR IN WOMEN on Saturday!
  5. Today was the least environmentally-conscious I've been in a while, and I was punished for going outside. #earthday
  6. For some reason, Suri Cruise's birthday is making me depressed.
  7. Voted How Was Your Week with Julie Klausner is my favorite for Viewer's Choice Best Comedy App in #ComedyAwards. shar.es/pMx09
  8. It's sad that the excitement for Lena Dunham's "Girls" April 15th premiere coincides with "HOLY SHIT, NEED TO DO TAXES" feelings.
  9. I am literally shaking in anticipation as I'm waiting for the new Mad Men to load.
  10. How super fly would this be: If Michelle Obama Had Natural Hair… - @Jezebel jezebel.com/5895697/if-mic…
  11. I just could barely concentrate on Lanvin's actual collection because I was too distracted by how terrifying the models were.
  12. Also, my dad's on Pinterest.
  13. Literally the main thing getting me through the day today was knowing I was coming home to watching the new ANTM with @peoplesrev judging.
  14. I'm really wary of Stefano Pilati leaving YSL. Why wasn't I consulted?
  15. Love it when I can't wait for it to be tomorrow so I can wear the outfit I have planned.
  16. There's something about kale that just makes me VERY AWARE that I'm eating a plant.
  17. I'm wondering why there aren't more Fashion Week gifs.
  18. It's okay that I can't bring myself to bring Pringle - the high end clothing brand - seriously because of Pringles - the chip brand...right?