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  1. @snazzydee what's the job interview lady? 7:14 PM Nov 23rd from Echofon in reply to snazzydee
  2. Virgin Blue - keeping it professional in the skies since 1963. http://twitpic.com/pnp3g 11:15 AM Nov 15th from Echofon
  3. Publishing the unachievable weight stats of size zero stars? Way to be irresponsible dicks, NW mag. 10:04 AM Nov 15th from web
  4. @fithebee I didn't even hate Haylie Duff in it, and I generally think she's the less fortunate of the Duff girls. 10:04 AM Nov 15th from web in reply to fithebee
  5. I'm not convinced there's anything particularly precious about the Gold Coast unless you count the McMansion wives. 11:24 PM Nov 14th from Echofon
  6. RT @byronbache: It is my long held suspicion that Fake Penny Wong (@Penny_Wong) is ACTUALLY Penny Wong. 5:18 AM Nov 14th from Echofon
  7. @clembastow you should have said 'oh look! just like a penis only smaller!' 5:15 AM Nov 14th from Echofon in reply to clembastow
  8. I don't care who knows it, I think Hilary Duff is adorable. "But we were just gettig ready to start a book club!" 2:11 AM Nov 14th from Echofon
  9. *abs*. Stupid iPhail predictive text. 7:42 PM Nov 13th from Echofon
  10. I cannot believe people buy the idea that they can get flat and in just three minutes a day. Three minutes of smoking ice maybe. 7:41 PM Nov 13th from Echofon
  11. @benpobjie It's the one where actors who couldn't get work on neighbours and h&a go to cry. 6:53 PM Nov 13th from Echofon in reply to benpobjie
  12. What is this Out Of The Blue rubbish on tv? Who writes it? Are they embarrassed? Or 12? 6:13 PM Nov 13th from Echofon
  13. RT @nedwin Has anyone ever seen Richard Dawkins and Emma Watson in the same room together? http://bit.ly/FPAH7 4:37 PM Nov 13th from Echofon
  14. @mindykaling Patricia Clarkson #indiemoviecliche 5:10 PM Nov 12th from Echofon in reply to mindykaling
  15. @mindykaling feature musician soundtracks #indiemoviecliche 5:07 PM Nov 12th from Echofon in reply to mindykaling
  16. @mindykaling the inability of the protagonist to communicate with 'ordinary' people #indiemoviecliche 5:05 PM Nov 12th from Echofon in reply to mindykaling
  17. I wonder if the accounts team at the Sunday Mail have been sourced from some outreach program. 4:34 PM Nov 11th from Echofon
  18. @pam_power I am so with you on that. Could they publish any more self indulgent letters if they tried? Ooh look! Craft! Bah. 4:06 AM Oct 27th from Echofon in reply to pam_power
  19. @mjmharry she probably has to deal with disgruntled commuters like me whose bus never fucking shows up... I'LL GIVE HER ANGRY. 2:26 PM Oct 26th from Echofon in reply to mjmharry
  20. @avi_tal thank you! *blush* how's new york?! 2:24 PM Oct 26th from Echofon in reply to avi_tal
  • Name Audrey Apple
  • Web http://www.audrey...
  • Bio By and large, we suck / So let's solve the world's problems / One haiku by one.
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