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  1. OK.. so, yes, let's go ahead and paint those support beams RIGHT NOW. Never mind that there's no ventilation in here and I'm pregnant.
  2. And its going to be another episode of The Scary Pedicure Salons Where Nobody Speaks English and You May Walk Away With Foot Fungus...
  3. My husband just asked me out on a date :)
  4. http://twitpic.com/a9t0a - Sending @jimmyj's friend in the majors a Bag O Hits!
  5. Man.. I'm getting a lot of porn profiles following me lately - do I look that desperate?
  6. I hate it when my BB eats my calls and messages! This thing is pretty old - might be time for a new one.
  7. You know you enjoy your job when the weekend arrives and you feel blind sided..
  8. what kind of balls do you have to have to steal food from a pregnant woman?? my fruit was the only thing I was craving today. thanks.
  9. Living with 2 guys in their 20s is pretty gross. It's like You, Me and Dupree up in here..
  10. Great salespeople will never sell something they cannot deliver - it's the expectation management and follow through that make you great.
  11. @genemccubbin not to be confused with all the individuals that would rather hold up a sign on a busy street corner in 100 degree heat..
  12. Laziness = a guy walking his dog while driving his car slowly down the block.
  13. http://twitpic.com/9jz77 - Nice night, watching the game.
  14. I feel like I just got to work.. Seriously, I can't believe its already almost 6. I love being busy.
  15. What's more cruel: a traffic cop with one arm or me noticing and pointing it out?
  16. Left my blackberry in my car during work yesterday in the 100 degree heat - now all the buttons work so much better...
  17. Thanks for the surprise b-day cake @gopoplabs people! I can't remember the last time I blew out candles!
  18. RT @gopoplabs Did you ever see our office moving day shenanigans? http://ow.ly/gcLF
  19. Thanks @texascritter, @hydromatrix, @chuck, @mayhemchaos, @DavidGuenthner and @gopoplabs - you make a girl feel special!
  20. Finally eating the lunch that @Victoria_Lou bought for me today - yum!