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  1. Go on love, use the hosepipe. It's only me.
  2. I live in hope. It's a Scottish thing.
  3. I fucking hate being a man, so many pockets.
  4. At least we weren't talking about aubergines.
  5. "You look like a poet." "Oh do calm down."
  6. I don't know why people throw it. They should just drop it.
  7. I'll just have to take Shannon's silver one. She's not going anywhere.
  8. Do you know much about Romanian gas and oil?
  9. We have lost the inclination to write.
  10. It's my dead husband's mobile phone so I haven't got a clue how to use it.
  11. I once made whisked egg whites with a drill.
  12. When am I ever going to have to rotate a triangle?
  13. The thing I want you to realise is that my legs are really really long.
  14. How do you say 'I love you and I want to spend all day cuddling you' in German?
  15. I just need to understand the functionality outside the specification.
  16. Mary was twelve and Joseph was like thirty but perhaps she told him she was sixteen.
  17. The irony is it's not ironic.
  18. It has to be squeaky so that people will know.
  19. To be fair, Dick, you ain't been behind them closed doors.
  20. It's a junk-room cum office cum junk-room.