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Did SEO copy for guy in India. Quoted £50/page (18 pages). Sent him big bill. He's now said he thought it was £50 for whole site. Feel sick.
about 23 hours ago
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Wow. Just discovered that if I move my monitor to the back of my desk, I have more room to work!
5:55 AM Dec 8th
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I hear Tara Palmer-Tomkinson is an IT girl. She doesn't look like she knows the first thing about computers.
8:06 AM Dec 4th
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Something's wrong when you both have good jobs, your wife works away midweek and she can eat only because she did a car boot sale on Sunday.
2:06 AM Dec 3rd
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My new filing cabinet is what a scientist would call 'cool'.
2:04 AM Dec 3rd
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It's the same principle as making vast benefits available to 16-y-o mothers. They shouldn't be encouraged either. They should be sterilised.
5:08 AM Dec 1st
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I don't care (about the stat) that five people have already been killed. If you put lights on a motorway, you ENCOURAGE people to cross it.
5:05 AM Dec 1st
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Trouble is, the word rehab is too cool. Change it and solve drug abuse. Winehouse would never have sung 'tried to make me go to parsnips'.
4:58 AM Dec 1st
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Agassi and Graf played on the local public courts. The line about 'the girl in the pro shop' made me laugh. Pro shop?! Pls don't come to UK.
9:06 AM Nov 30th
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When there's a mobile call I really don't want to take, it's quite liberating just to sing along with the 'Iris' ringtone.
6:51 AM Nov 30th
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Book now rejected by five of ten agents. Perhaps I shouldn't have written 'I enclose an SAE for your rejection slip'.
5:05 AM Nov 30th
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Tennis just reached a new level.
3:31 PM Nov 28th
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Just got paid 72p to take away six litres of Coke from Tesco.
2:39 PM Nov 27th
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@ Yeah, next Xmas. People drink too much in this country. In France, they sip wine with their meals. I like France.
3:40 AM Nov 27th
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Federer tanked that last set. I know bad acting when I see it.
1:55 AM Nov 27th
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@ Er, which duck?
1:53 AM Nov 27th
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'I thought nothing of it at the time'. Watch out for these things. The things you think nothing of at the time. They're the worst.
1:45 AM Nov 27th
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Gaggle of cake-eating women in the lounge keeping me from the Fed-del Potro permutation-fest. Need a live feed.
1:51 PM Nov 26th
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Am I alone in loathing and despising the BBC with every filament of every living cell and fibre in my being?
10:08 AM Nov 26th
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Think the Daily Mail has blocked my IP address. My comments never appear. Could be cos I keep telling them they need me to edit their rag.
3:20 AM Nov 26th
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- Name audiolympics
- Location Lancashire
- Web http://www.mighti...
- Bio English copywriter and aspiring novelist practises succinctitude.
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