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  1. Did SEO copy for guy in India. Quoted £50/page (18 pages). Sent him big bill. He's now said he thought it was £50 for whole site. Feel sick.
  2. Wow. Just discovered that if I move my monitor to the back of my desk, I have more room to work!
  3. I hear Tara Palmer-Tomkinson is an IT girl. She doesn't look like she knows the first thing about computers.
  4. Something's wrong when you both have good jobs, your wife works away midweek and she can eat only because she did a car boot sale on Sunday.
  5. My new filing cabinet is what a scientist would call 'cool'.
  6. It's the same principle as making vast benefits available to 16-y-o mothers. They shouldn't be encouraged either. They should be sterilised.
  7. I don't care (about the stat) that five people have already been killed. If you put lights on a motorway, you ENCOURAGE people to cross it.
  8. Trouble is, the word rehab is too cool. Change it and solve drug abuse. Winehouse would never have sung 'tried to make me go to parsnips'.
  9. Agassi and Graf played on the local public courts. The line about 'the girl in the pro shop' made me laugh. Pro shop?! Pls don't come to UK.
  10. When there's a mobile call I really don't want to take, it's quite liberating just to sing along with the 'Iris' ringtone.
  11. Book now rejected by five of ten agents. Perhaps I shouldn't have written 'I enclose an SAE for your rejection slip'.
  12. Tennis just reached a new level.
  13. Just got paid 72p to take away six litres of Coke from Tesco.
  14. @scoobygirly Yeah, next Xmas. People drink too much in this country. In France, they sip wine with their meals. I like France.
  15. Federer tanked that last set. I know bad acting when I see it.
  16. @scoobygirly Er, which duck?
  17. 'I thought nothing of it at the time'. Watch out for these things. The things you think nothing of at the time. They're the worst.
  18. Gaggle of cake-eating women in the lounge keeping me from the Fed-del Potro permutation-fest. Need a live feed.
  19. Am I alone in loathing and despising the BBC with every filament of every living cell and fibre in my being?
  20. Think the Daily Mail has blocked my IP address. My comments never appear. Could be cos I keep telling them they need me to edit their rag.