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  1. Come see us defend our SketchProv festival championship tonight at 7 @thepit!
  2. Dear Alex Rodriguez: All is forgiven. Date whatever overrated celebs you want while injecting your body with anything you please. -The Fans
  3. Hey! If you don't have tickets for our return to Sketchprov yet, get 'em here! http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/82811 #fb
  4. It's official-- everyone's favorite Swedes, Mork and Jork will be returning for Ao2's 1st round SketchProv performance. #fb
  5. Ao2 is gearing up to defend our Sketchprov crown! We need your vote! http://bit.ly/FreYt
  6. Ben's girlfriend gets a seat in a luxury box at the Yankee game tonight. Ben gets an evening with Sam. How is that fair?
  7. @victorcrowns @girlssiderules Also I'm usually pointing out what Sam is doing wrong.
  8. Coming soon: a sketch about why realtors are scum. (Except for you, if you are one.)
  9. @fsustar01 sounds like a preexisting condition.
  10. Hey! Sam (aka @victorcrowns) has a nifty podcast featuring basically everyone we know. Check it out at www.road2shambala.com #fb
  11. 3 hours sleep+ big-ass coffee+ floor polish fumes at work= CRAZY BRAIN TIMES. #fb
  12. People in the stairwell at work are singing "hi-ho hi-ho it's off to work we go." I assume some sort of nerve toxin is responsible. #fb
  13. @ptolemy Saw the Best Buy ad! Congratulations on being far more entertaining than the censored version of Starship Troopers I was watching.
  14. Very very close to buying the 4th edition D&D books. It already took me ten years to recover from adolescence. Stop me, Internet! #fb
  15. RT @victorcrowns Me and the Ao2/2log fool's wrote an alternative SAT practice test: http://bit.ly/Hncvz
  16. Back in Brooklyn, and back to internet that works only in the bathroom. Whee!
  17. Farewell, @oobfest! Off to the airport shortly. Oh, New York. Your tacos really don't stack up.
  18. Austinites (Austinians?): Thank you all from the bottom of our collective heart. @oobfest was an amazing week that was over too soon.
  19. Cheese meat cheese meat cheese and that's it, yo. http://yfrog.com/5i62eij
  20. Ace Manning is the prince of sushi.