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Aubs

  1. Plotting world domination in craptastic traffic en route to Sag Harbor with @cedotal. Vacationtasticness starts noowwww...
  2. @mbaratz @brooke @brianstelter @JamieShupak @dang Shit, y'all. I think I underpacked. (But I did grab 4 bottles of wine.)
  3. @zombieshotgun My jaw just dropped…I'm stunned. And all this time I thought you were amazing. Guess not.
  4. Excited to become a 'real' New Yorker this Memorial Day: Sit in hours of traffic en route to the Hamptons to cavort with other douchebags.
  5. @chelsa Crap. We're not leaving until 1pm. This is gonna be a craptastic drive. Hope to see y'all this weekend; BBQ at our place on Sat!
  6. @mr_skene I'm scared for your liver. Is that gasoline?
  7. The @sailthru office is hoppin' just in time for our Officewarming shindig tonight. Me? I'll be in the photo booth. With my BFF Jagermeister
  8. @brittapetersen WHOO! Can't wait to hear what's next for you. So so exciting!
  9. People: loving my latest discovery (via @blobtower) of the very Tokyo Police Club-eque band Amateur Love. They're awesome. Check 'em out.
  10. @lindsaykap What, you're saying you don't love me? I can only imagine how @blakeley must feel.
  11. @Seamless @brooke @kmaverick Do you also send over diet pills because this revelation just killed my waistline.
  12. @jshugars DORK.
  13. @lindsaykap No, technically that would be defeating the purpose given the definition of masturbation.
  14. @brooke @kmaverick I miss those days. (You can have the pork grinds, tho.)
  15. @lindsaykap Master, of course.
  16. @brooke @kmaverick OMG. It's like Kozmo.com all over again. Except then I also ordered a VHS tape & sadly, did NOT order condoms.
  17. @ryantomorrow @blobtower DAMN. You both were right. Amateur Love is great. They sound very Tokyo Police Club-esque. I like.