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Aubs

Plotting world domination in craptastic traffic en route to Sag Harbor with @cedotal. Vacationtasticness starts noowwww... about 2 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
@mbaratz @brooke @brianstelter @JamieShupak @dang Shit, y'all. I think I underpacked. (But I did grab 4 bottles of wine.) about 4 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to mbaratz
sailthru Sign of an awesome office-warming: more photobooth photo sharing than work productivity happening the next day. Thx to all who came by! about 6 hours ago via web Retweeted by Aubs and 1 other
@zombieshotgun My jaw just dropped…I'm stunned. And all this time I thought you were amazing. Guess not. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to zombieshotgun
brandee Love this woman! "Meet The Woman Who Manages Mark Zuckerberg's Life" businessinsider.com/meet-the-woman… via @sai about 5 hours ago via Tweet Button Retweeted by Aubs
Excited to become a 'real' New Yorker this Memorial Day: Sit in hours of traffic en route to the Hamptons to cavort with other douchebags. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
@chelsa Crap. We're not leaving until 1pm. This is gonna be a craptastic drive. Hope to see y'all this weekend; BBQ at our place on Sat! about 8 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to chelsa
@mr_skene I'm scared for your liver. Is that gasoline? about 23 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to mr_skene
The @sailthru office is hoppin' just in time for our Officewarming shindig tonight. Me? I'll be in the photo booth. With my BFF Jagermeister about 24 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
@brittapetersen WHOO! Can't wait to hear what's next for you. So so exciting! 2:06 PM May 24th via Twitter for Mac in reply to brittapetersen
People: loving my latest discovery (via @blobtower) of the very Tokyo Police Club-eque band Amateur Love. They're awesome. Check 'em out. 1:22 PM May 24th via Twitter for Mac
@lindsaykap What, you're saying you don't love me? I can only imagine how @blakeley must feel. 1:20 PM May 24th via Twitter for Mac in reply to lindsaykap
@Seamless @brooke @kmaverick Do you also send over diet pills because this revelation just killed my waistline. 1:20 PM May 24th via Twitter for Mac in reply to Seamless
ryanchris Massive congratulations to @boltron and the entire @boltpeters crew on their acquisition by Facebook. 1:02 PM May 24th via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by Aubs and 2 others
@jshugars DORK. 1:17 PM May 24th via Twitter for Mac in reply to jshugars
@lindsaykap No, technically that would be defeating the purpose given the definition of masturbation. 1:17 PM May 24th via Twitter for Mac in reply to lindsaykap
@brooke @kmaverick I miss those days. (You can have the pork grinds, tho.) 1:16 PM May 24th via Twitter for Mac in reply to brooke
@lindsaykap Master, of course. 1:15 PM May 24th via Twitter for Mac in reply to lindsaykap
@brooke @kmaverick OMG. It's like Kozmo.com all over again. Except then I also ordered a VHS tape & sadly, did NOT order condoms. 1:14 PM May 24th via Twitter for Mac in reply to brooke
@ryantomorrow @blobtower DAMN. You both were right. Amateur Love is great. They sound very Tokyo Police Club-esque. I like. 1:10 PM May 24th via Twitter for Mac in reply to ryantomorrow

Name Aubrey Sabala
Location New York, NY
Web http://about.me/aubs
Bio I say inappropriate things on the internet. I'd say I was trying to fix that, but nobody likes a liar.