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atwookie

"Too busy" is rarely a bad problem to have unless you want to stay sane. ;) 11:48 AM May 25th via TweetDeck
And to complete this morning's tweet deluge, I need a massage. Like right now. For like 4 hours. #godithurts 7:29 AM May 25th via TweetDeck
hurriednotes #officetalk "I feel your guilt and shame. And now I agree we should double down on failure." 4:09 PM May 24th via Silver Bird Retweeted by atwookie
hurriednotes #officetalk OH: They're blindly pulling the trigger on the gun I bought them, yes. 2:55 PM May 24th via Silver Bird Retweeted by atwookie
I love it when the maintenance guy grabs you as you walk out the door and won't stop talking. I just want my dryer to work! That's ALL! 7:27 AM May 25th via TweetDeck
Hey girl hey... Plenty of eye candy tonight. #bitchesbepoppin 5:35 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
I love having a "let me work" appointment on my calendar. Primarily because at least this first time, it's WORKING. 11:42 AM May 24th via TweetDeck
OH: "Was it free?" -- "Not yet..." 10:39 AM May 24th via TweetDeck
At least the order was right and it's still hot. Nobody gets sliced with a plastic knife/spork today. 10:38 AM May 24th via TweetDeck
If the #chinesefood guy gets to place #3 and is STILL NOT HERE, it had better be free. It's been 90 minutes. #justsayin #77007 10:31 AM May 24th via TweetDeck
dtex Zero effort to make your code readable (indenting, commenting, helpful var names, etc) is akin to telling your peers "FU!" on a daily basis 7:27 AM May 24th via web Retweeted by atwookie
Apparently my doppelgänger is fatter than me! #skinny compliments ftw!! 10:57 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
@hurriednotes they meant my crew, not my scandal list! 10:02 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to hurriednotes
Apparently I have a doppelgänger in north Houston. I've been asked by four people so far where "the guys" are LOL 8:42 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
Are we connected on LinkedIn? linkd.in/M2lGDI 2:23 PM May 18th via TweetDeck
hurriednotes Stop lying. People *will* watch more than 1 or 2 minutes of video. You just aren't putting enough value in your content. 9:54 AM May 18th via Silver Bird Retweeted by atwookie
@nicholeatx #Worst: Working as an undersupported ad rep with goals NO ONE could meet. 11:31 AM May 18th via TweetDeck in reply to nicholeatx
@nicholeatx hey hope you're doing well girly! miss you crazy town! 8:24 AM May 18th via TweetDeck in reply to nicholeatx
@meghannn I'm actually excited about Alex's character. But your source should remember she's TG not a drag queen. VERY different cultures. 3:17 PM May 15th via TweetDeck in reply to meghannn
@drhodd maybe I'm making this too hard. I really just want the equiv of serialized data in a column. well, two sets of it. 3:17 PM May 15th via TweetDeck in reply to drhodd

Name Chris Atwood
Location Houston, TX
Web http://www.cccomm.us
Bio marketing hombre getting into anything and everything. oh yeah, Pride Houston marketing director.