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AttnPlease

  1. Tricked that robot again. It let me in, but I'm not putting out. 6:50 PM Jul 28th, 2011 via TeatTweet
  2. "The more each dry-wrung udder froths the pail, More copious soon the teat-pressed torrents flow" 6:45 PM Jul 28th, 2011 via TeatTweet
  3. Dying to get into the pen for a milking. Not happening yet. 6:45 PM Jul 28th, 2011 via TeatTweet
  4. Teat tweet: left back teat took 1:06 mins."for thee Brim high the snowy milking-pail" 3:40 PM Jul 28th, 2011 via TeatTweet
  5. I said "please" but the robot just doesn't go for manners. All business all the time. 2:55 PM Jul 28th, 2011 via TeatTweet
  6. Slowest teat is my left back which milked in 1:13 mins. 10:00 AM Jul 28th, 2011 via TeatTweet
  7. Got into the pen, but the robot couldn't find my teats. I'm fidgety today. 9:25 AM Jul 28th, 2011 via TeatTweet
  8. "Drop milky udders" 9:25 AM Jul 28th, 2011 via TeatTweet
  9. Teat tweet: left back teat took 1:39 mins."for thee Brim high the snowy milking-pail" 4:20 AM Jul 28th, 2011 via TeatTweet
  10. Got in for a milking, but just couldn't make it happen. 12:20 AM Jul 28th, 2011 via TeatTweet
  11. Just unloaded 10.8 kg of creamy goodness at Robot 3."Ah! life's best hours are ever first to fly" 8:00 PM Jul 27th, 2011 via TeatTweet
  12. Vote for Nixon. 9.1 kgs. 12:50 PM Jul 27th, 2011 via TeatTweet
  13. Tried again. Wish I could read that robot's mind. 11:55 AM Jul 27th, 2011 via TeatTweet
  14. Tried to get in but was rebuffed. Snap! 11:10 AM Jul 27th, 2011 via TeatTweet
  15. Tricked that robot again. It let me in, but I'm not putting out. 11:10 AM Jul 27th, 2011 via TeatTweet
  16. Please don't get bored of Attention Please(208). I just pumped out 8.9 kgs for you and your human friends. 6:40 AM Jul 27th, 2011 via TeatTweet
  17. Ok, just had a teat race! Back Left came in first at 1:41 mins. 12:45 AM Jul 27th, 2011 via TeatTweet
  18. "Of kine grim-faced is goodliest, with coarse head And burly neck, whose hanging dewlaps reach From chin to knee" 10:15 PM Jul 26th, 2011 via TeatTweet
  19. Got in for a milking, but just couldn't make it happen. 10:15 PM Jul 26th, 2011 via TeatTweet
  20. Not happening. 10:15 PM Jul 26th, 2011 via TeatTweet
  • Name Attention Please
  • Location Ontario, Canada
  • Web http://teattweet.net
  • Bio born on May 15, 2007. My mother, called More Fun, is on the same farm. Mid-Nov 2009 I gave birth.
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