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AttentionStaff

  1. Attention Hospital Staff, I suspect that this twitter account is a marketing ploy. Fucking Hollywood... That is all. 12:10 AM Oct 24th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Attention Hospital Staff, The tests came back positive, the lady IS a tramp. That is all. 9:17 AM Jul 8th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Attention Hospital Staff, Can we please save all the baby mama drama for the maternity ward? That is all. 1:28 PM Jun 27th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Attention Hospital Staff, We need less pacemakers and more peacemakers. I’m looking at you Middle East. That is all. 1:49 PM Jun 23rd, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Attention Staff, you know what they call the hole in a barrel of wine? The bunghole. Haaaahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaahaa. That is all. 6:11 PM Jun 21st, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Attention Staff, if Nigel from SoYouThinkYouCanDance wre here, he'd probably say something like "you're going through to the next round!" 9:06 AM Jun 10th, 2011 via web
  7. Attention Staff, if a tree falls in the woods but no one is there to hear it, was it my fault that my parents got divorced? That is all. 3:13 PM Jun 9th, 2011 via web
  8. Attention Staff, I don't mean to be frank... Seriously, Frank's a dick and has this weird sense of entitlement. Glad Im not him. That is all 11:14 AM Jun 8th, 2011 via web
  9. Attention Hospital Staff, A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me. It’s also a common hospital garment. That is all. 12:39 PM Jun 6th, 2011 via web
  10. Attention Staff, These pants don't even have pockets. It is truly just really nice to see you. That is all. 1:50 PM Jun 4th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Attention Hospital Staff, Dr. Spratt confused "Labia" with "Libya" again. The 4 o’clock meeting is now canceled. That is all. 6:39 PM Jun 2nd, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Attention Staff, tonight is your night. Go out and get her back. That is all. 11:01 AM Jun 2nd, 2011 via TweetDeck
  13. Attention Hospital Staff, Do these pants make me look fat? That is all. #childrenshospital 4:23 PM Jun 1st, 2011 via TweetDeck
  14. Attention staff, I write these when I'm high. That is all. 4:04 PM Jun 1st, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone