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rafitorres
Dear Nicolas Cage: You're NOT an action star. Bangkok Dangerous? Sounds like an abstinence documentary (and for most women, it will be)
08:46 AM September 05, 2008
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ebarrera
El taxista viene escuchando a Jose Jose y me preocupa sabermelas todas.
09:28 PM September 03, 2008
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attenea
Solo tengo dos vicios que no he podido superar desde la escuela: Los corn nuts ranch... y los profesores sensuales y literatos ... xD
08:07 PM September 02, 2008
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urkonn
@attenea :-o todo el mundo a temblar XD
09:11 PM August 31, 2008
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percepciones
Lo que es "para ayer" denota la mala planeación del que lo solicita, no la falta de rapidez del que lo ejecuta.
09:26 AM August 26, 2008
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isopixel
yo voy regando el amor con regaños...
01:12 PM August 24, 2008
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gabopagan
Siempre hablan del doctor de deos anchos pero la enfermera de unas acrilicas es peor!
03:34 PM August 23, 2008
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toxic_lunch
NO ME DIGAS CAFRE! Soy emocionalmente come mierda
09:27 PM August 20, 2008
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rafitorres
Asked coworker when she's due; turns out she wasn't pregnant. Embarrassing for me AND the rest of the baby shower planning committee.
07:32 AM August 13, 2008
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gabopagan
Ancient Chinese Proverb "Go to sleep with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger"
02:59 AM August 13, 2008
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rafitorres
Guy on bus sits next to lady holding a paper bag by her side. "Careful with the nuts" she says. "You got nuts in the bag?" "No, needles."
12:02 PM August 12, 2008
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katsushiro
I never said I was smart.. Just pretty.
08:10 AM August 05, 2008
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gabopagan
Papi dice q la voz de mami es como la brisa del mar... Llega el momento que lo marea y le da ganas de vomitar.
04:57 PM August 04, 2008
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Grishnnakh
Selling my wife. PRICE: can be arranged. Maybe can be traded for a cup of Rocky Road icecream
06:42 PM July 21, 2008
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