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  1. @Apey Was going to ask you if you could hook me up with Jarvis but now I feel compelled to Clooney. Hey, you don't know Hugh Laurie, do you?
  2. Cause there's still a lot of drinks that I ain't drunk / And lots of pretty thoughts that I ain't thunk
  3. @amsiebee thanks!
  4. RT @Apey: Reports of Clooney's fineness are NOT EXAGGERATED. http://bit.ly/7PnlvQ (Knocked up April during eyelock. Better thn Chuck Norris)
  5. Come (Closer) Together. Amazing. http://bit.ly/6NDvt7
  6. @mondosalvo would like to hear. what's it sound like?
  7. RT @natepatrin: Do solipsistic paranoiac depressives assume that, since they hate themselves, everyone else hates them too?
  8. In just 2 months i will get this. RT @chriscardigan: Back from the South. I need more Chick-Fil-A, Cheerwine, and Mast General Store in life
  9. @amsiebee where's Shambala meeting these days? I have play recital tonight but maybe in weeks coming.
  10. There is a god. House singing "Faith" to open up tonight's episode. ^_^
  11. RT @highindustrial: Hey, Luke Wilson: Remember when Ron Livingston was the Sprint spokesperson for like a minute? Ron Livingston remembers.
  12. RT @fyang: *This* is what happens in those Twilight books? Really? REALLY?!? http://bit.ly/twilightWTF
  13. @michael_pop is it bad that I want the Lady GaGa ones?
  14. Had a rather racy dream about Hugh Laurie last night that I'm not ashamed to admit was the most fun I've had asleep in years.
  15. @mondosalvo maybe it's time to start? heh.
  16. I went to a party, drank a bottle of wine, and someone fell on my leg, bruised it to shit and it feels like hell. Good night.
  17. @moneycoach on Thursday. I wore it today.
  18. After all the TO Humane Society sadness, I need a happy kitten. RT @juliabrewster: OMG kittens! totally adore this! http://bit.ly/6rB3Df
  19. Haha, flurry of iPhoners telling me to get one. If I do it'll have to be in the new year... have bills to pay.
  20. Ah crap. I think I want an iPhone.