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atinymachine

  1. Hard at work twitter.com/atinymachine/s… 8:00 AM May 12th via Camera on iOS
  2. I think one of our cats at work is a vampire. 7:30 AM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Two of my favorite things: big cats and space!! twitter.com/atinymachine/s… 2:39 PM May 11th via Camera on iOS
  4. @AntEnright @juleanaenright @n8licious @giosmelly does "dance party" mean kinect dance battles? would LOVE to see juleana do that again. 8:56 PM May 4th via web in reply to AntEnright
  5. @AntEnright you asshole. 12:35 PM Apr 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AntEnright
  6. @artisbad congratulations on the show! i'm weirdly obsessed with sugar skulls, so i was in heaven. 10:21 PM Apr 22nd via web
  7. @artisbad you'll see it when it's done! i did the skull on my shoulder, and john's going to add the arrow horizontally through the skull. 10:16 PM Apr 22nd via web in reply to artisbad
  8. @Staciaann @giosmelly the skull! and i'm getting the arrow added horizontally through its head next week. 9:13 PM Apr 21st via web in reply to Staciaann
  9. @AntEnright @giosmelly @juleanaenright okay! i work til one, but am free after. 8:11 PM Apr 20th via web in reply to AntEnright
  10. @megjunkermeier thanks!! I have a chola beauty column going up later today too. 12:39 PM Apr 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to megjunkermeier
  11. Tonight was my first viewing of Valley Girl since childhood. Like, totally gnarly. Thanks to host @jahnapeloquin and my date @AntEnright. 7:00 PM Apr 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. @AntEnright it's karma for taking my wet clothes out of the washing machines when they'd just finished their cycle. 5:45 PM Apr 15th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AntEnright
  13. This is what I look like when I nap. twitter.com/atinymachine/s… 9:55 AM Apr 15th via Photos on iOS
  14. Oh my god. The toilet at Amazing Thailand has a bidet and warm air dry option. And a heated seat.It was like a spa for my vagina. 6:09 PM Apr 14th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. I have pink hair! Happy Jesus Zombie Day! 10:26 PM Apr 7th via Twitter for iPhone