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athntk

  1. @ByWayOfAlaska she is a great role model for women. How to be asked to quit your job and be used as a prop for a mans success.
  2. @ByWayOfAlaska we all love Sarah Palin.
  3. @ByWayOfAlaska I'm trying to keep the population down with fake fear. If people knew what Alaska was like they would move here.
  4. @ByWayOfAlaska we have to stick together so we have a chance to fight off the bears.
  5. Girlfriend says she has a coupon for some salad bar place, $3 a pound. I was like, "Bitch I ain't payin' no $750 for you to have a salad."
  6. So the wolf killed that boy who cried three times right?
  7. Had some options about how to feel good about my health this morning. Instead of going to the gym I went to IHOP and looked at the fatties.
  8. I have more faith in Fred Durst then god.
  9. If a pen doesn't work its best to put it back in the pen holder.
  10. Good friends are hard to steal from.
  11. I haven't seen her on TV in awhile, did the hungry people finally cannibal Sally Struthers?
  12. There's a cable internet ad with a turtle family who is on DSL. Seems like they would be fine with turtle family grade afordable internet.
  13. Tv networks don't air new shows in the summer. Do they think fat morons who watch their garbage in the winter do stuff during the summer?
  14. What if you want to put on the lotion and get the hose?
  15. You gotta have a cock to get chicks. - Farmer
  16. I have a black belt. It goes with all of my pants.
  17. I propose we have an hourly holiday. A day where places actually close. I'm that idiot boss who gives his employees holidays off and works.
  18. Remember when poor people convinced each other it was cool to only wear used clothing.