atencio
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Isn't "tape" a misnomer though? Is anyone still using tapes? RT @ Carrie Prejean may have more sex tapes than McCain has houses.
2 minutes ago
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A sword that is also a gun. (Sorry, you guys don't mind if I use twitter to jot down ideas I had in my dreams last night, right?)
5 minutes ago
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I am embarassed of being seen in public with @ so I took her to a bowling alley in the fucking ghetto.
about 16 hours ago
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It's difficult for me to admit when I'm wrong, which is why I do it on twitter, rather than say it to the people who deserve to hear it.
about 21 hours ago
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@ A very merry unbirthday to you (to you).
12:22 PM Nov 13th
from Echofon
in reply to LaurenBans
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I just spent $90 on tequila because I'm young and rich, motherfucker (please hire me to direct things).
10:08 PM Nov 12th
from Echofon
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@ On a positive note, it's nice to see Howie Mandel living his dream of playing ukulele for the world's shittiest band.
4:35 PM Nov 12th
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in reply to thisrecording
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@ The lead singer of Train looks like the world's oldest douchebag hipster fused with a Vegas lounge singer. Traumatizing.
4:20 PM Nov 12th
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in reply to thisrecording
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@ That sounds suspiciously like the study I commissioned that said 98% of guys named Peter are really awesome at everything.
3:34 PM Nov 12th
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in reply to hydeordie
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Gives you diarrhea
1:50 PM Nov 12th
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Uses a gun at unexpected times.
1:40 PM Nov 12th
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The new Flaming Lips music video officially makes nudity the least sexy thing ever. Goddamn hippies.
12:33 PM Nov 12th
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@ Marry Carrie and Elizabeth to each other, fuck Sarah Palin (and tape it), then mail the tape to Gawker and kill myself.
12:20 PM Nov 12th
from Echofon
in reply to Soynugget
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Well I don't know, rhetorically posited banner ad, CAN my dick get 3x bigger in only ten days? Aren't YOU supposed to tell ME?
10:13 AM Nov 12th
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ALERT: I will direct for free any script that includes a scene of young Dane Cook weeping during a speech therapy class.
4:07 PM Nov 11th
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How to run a successful website: Write a scathing condemnation of the newly announced MTV / VH1 reality series. Then, offer episode recaps.
3:52 PM Nov 11th
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Hey internet, I just did a redesign on my dumb blog
12:58 PM Nov 11th
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@ Is THAT what they've been saying? Ohh, I thought it was "Prince is dead" so I've been bummed out for the last few years.
12:58 PM Nov 11th
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in reply to hydeordie
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I can kill people with my gaze. And by "gaze" of course I mean the knife-wielding homosexual gang who follows me around.
12:15 PM Nov 11th
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They executed the D.C. sniper tonight. Man, doesn't justice feel great?
6:23 PM Nov 10th
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- Name Peter Atencio
- Location Los Angeles
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- Bio Director / Writer / Part-Time Nigerian Email Scammer
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