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  1. @iknauer Sounds like all your lunch was missing was a crepe, a blueberry pancake and a taco: http://bit.ly/lrhk
  2. En route to a yet-to-be-determined mystery city for a magazine story. Fingers crossed that it won't be Duluth, MN.
  3. @SarahZWexler It also plays a part in the best This American Life story, like, ever--Dr. Phil: http://tinyurl.com/ywsfuk
  4. @iknauer A "perfect" night involving Annie? Hope the groundhogs in PA don't have Twitter; if they read that, they'll think ya gone soft.
  5. @jdocwill Either the incredibly aromatic arugula blossoms that @iknauer grew this year, or cheeseburger-in-a-can. It's a toss-up
  6. @emmarjacob You and Trigger?
  7. Saw Sprinsteen play live last night for the first time. Finally understand what the hype's about. #gotmyballsrockedoff
  8. Ordered fries the other day. They came covered with poached eggs. Instantly stopped holding ketchup in such high regard.
  9. @sugoodsweets I think he's just being nice to me these days because he wants a job.
  10. @iknauer Correction: Cider-and-BOURBON braised bacon. A half cup of Evan Williams is key.
  11. @iknauer Have you eaten any of the mushrooms yet? Are they safe? (If you don't reply, I'll take that as a "yes" and "no," respectively.)
  12. @Francis_Lam Were your beans brewed via Clover?
  13. @iknauer Next time you see him, ask Sietsema what he thinks eating an oyster is like.
  14. @benworcester It's not a trending topic because people are currently focused on mustard, not Medicare: #threecondimentsonly
  15. @sgoldschadt No love for being the one to tell you about @shitmydadsays ?
  16. @Francis_Lam The less said about that whole ordeal, the better. I get the sweats just thinking about it.
  17. @Francis_Lam I once packed up and moved from Seattle to Brooklyn, all because of a habanero salsa. Long story. Does that count?
  18. Pennsylvania chili dogs at Yocco's. Good, but light on sauce. Or is that just my Midwestern coney dog bias?
  19. @Francis_Lam Not too weird: I thought black-and-blue steaks were all about enjoying carcass.
  20. @iknauer You know, you grow catnip in the garden. Sustainable kitty paws.