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  1. @The_Morningstar I saw the hoohaa on The Other Place. Not good all round. 12:57 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to The_Morningstar
  2. awwww Jedward's wee sad faces, bye boys x 12:49 PM Nov 22nd from web
  3. @TracyAnnO there's no accounting for the wet dreams of 11 year old girls 12:47 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to TracyAnnO
  4. #xfactor Mariah Carey singing notes only dogs can hear 12:30 PM Nov 22nd from web
  5. @x_Crossbones_x are you going to shove a chocolate orange up his arse? 8:33 AM Nov 21st from web in reply to x_Crossbones_x
  6. house on fire in village and every single window in the street has someone hanging out it to gawk. is this good or bad? 12:45 PM Nov 19th from web
  7. meeting father for first time in two years. stomach feels like cement mixer 5:30 AM Nov 13th from mobile web
  8. @beamkiss oh back to that one again eh 4:08 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to beamkiss
  9. watching Glenn Beck is like witnessing ones mans descent into mental incapacity, live. the butterfly net looms ever nearer 4:05 PM Nov 12th from web
  10. @beamkiss what policies? he's not a politician. visual is debatable but no one makes "behoves" sound so sexual 4:03 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to beamkiss
  11. @beamkiss he's dry, he's sharp, he's erudite and he manages to wear black leather and a full moustache and not look like Tom of Finland 3:53 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to beamkiss
  12. @beamkiss I think he's fab 3:46 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to beamkiss
  13. no dimbleby but woof woof will self 2:51 PM Nov 12th from mobile web
  14. stupid black dog day.everythings black. want to shove a kazoo up depressions arse and fire it to the moon 11:20 AM Nov 12th from mobile web
  15. favourite corset now too big, i sense a shopping trip 10:27 AM Nov 12th from web
  16. team danni or team cheryl t shirts...can I have a team aneurysm one instead 9:39 AM Nov 12th from web
  17. #hatefulphrases it's political correctness gone mad 9:28 AM Nov 12th from web
  18. am I hungry cos Im grouchy or grouchy cos Im hungry? 8:52 AM Nov 12th from web
  19. doctor just asked if they could videotape our session. not heard that one before 7:41 AM Nov 12th from mobile web
  20. @The_Morningstar shiny shiny prettiness 7:20 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to The_Morningstar