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  1. Jick: Day 16. The scanner blinks 1-RED as LaserCop(TM) passes a suspicious-looking janitor. http://twitpic.com/trk64
  2. Trivial: Even though it's TOTALLY still funny, chatbot has been made immune to jawbruisers.
  3. Artist: I found this at the asian market. Does anyone know how it is? Awesome or rad?http://yfrog.com/3gxwxuj
  4. Trivial: The previous update has been undone on account of it being dumb in retrospect.
  5. Trivial: A change has been made to the way scaling monsters' defense stat is calculated.
  6. Jick: Days 14/15. The Takahashi scanner leads LaserCop(TM) to a Bench District florist. Where is the proprietor? http://twitpic.com/tnvpi
  7. Trivial: Fixed a typo in the fight code that made scaling monsters sometimes begin combat with fewer than zero hit points.
  8. Announcement: Crimbo Town is now open for legitimate business in the Big Mountains.
  9. Jick: Nervous, harried, stressed out. It's beginning to feel a lot like Crimbo!
  10. Trivial: You will no longer find any fancy chocolates in any battered Crimbo Crates. They'd have been gross, anyways.
  11. Jick: In a waiting room filled with old people, each of them with their cell ringer at max volume. It's like an avant-garde symphony.
  12. Jick: Day 13. A sinister head emerges from The Pile. It has awoken, and it wants coffee. http://twitpic.com/tdylk
  13. Jick: Day 12. A package arrives, unbidden. The Pile has acquired sentience enough to buy stuff from Amazon. http://twitpic.com/t88qh
  14. CDM: I love jQuery. It really should take more than 6 lines of code and 4 classes to add keyboard controls to the REDACTED interface.
  15. Jick: Day 11. On a hunch, LaserCop(TM) mounts the Takahashi scanner on his patrol ATV and begins a sweep. http://twitpic.com/t63mn
  16. Announcement: The winners of Mr. Skullhead's limerick contest have had their entries placed in the Limerick Dungeon.
  17. CDM: I think I took the wrong pill, my calendar made this. http://twitpic.com/t3hea
  18. Jick: Day 10. The pile lashes out with a tentacle-like appendage, and ensnares a passing pizza delivery guy. http://twitpic.com/t2r56
  19. Jick: We'll be on Radio KoL in 2 hours. Please send questions/comments via @asym, or leave a voice mail at 623-565-8246 (MAD KOL TAINT).
  20. HotStuff: CDM is my biggest fan: " I have full confidence that Hotstuff will make sure the numbers ensure this is the worst crimbo ever."